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My G is the Most Beautiful!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2013 13:26:24 April 24, 2013 13:26:24

PEOPLE Magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2013. Did I just ruin your day? But WHYYYYYYY? Pretty soon, after all this Iron Man 3 promotion is over, G won’t be as visible. And you will miss her. I will miss her. G is Good For Gossip, no matter what you think of her. Full Story

Saving Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 13:45:59 April 23, 2013 13:45:59
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“If you’re Reese Witherspoon, who do you sell out to save your own ass when the MiniVan Majority suddenly isn’t so impressed with it?” -- This was the final line of my post yesterday re: Reese Witherspoon’s arrest for being a bratty bitch to a police officer in Atlanta. Full Story

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Pepperony Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 19:46:46 April 22, 2013 19:46:46
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But why can’t it be Iron Pepper? After all, she wears the suit now, and don’t yell at me about spoilers because that scene is in the trailer. I saw Iron Man 3 in a screening room on the Disney lot on Saturday which ended up being cooler than I thought it would be. Can’t say much about it yet except that I now have a raging, raging, RAGING hurt for Robert Downey Jr in a Five List kind of way, only more. Full Story

Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 16:18:06 April 22, 2013 16:18:06
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For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn't believe it. Because she goes to church and has a nice smile. Full Story

JT honours Fallon but really himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2013 17:21:36 April 18, 2013 17:21:36
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TIME has released its annual list of the 100 Most Influential People in the world. Jimmy Fallon was included and Justin Timberlake was asked to write a few words in celebration of his friend’s achievement. Before enjoying Justin’s piece though, take a minute to check out the other entries: Celine Dion honoured Christina Aguilera -- click here Full Story

Honestly, Jessica Alba

Maria Posted by Maria at April 17, 2013 19:30:14 April 17, 2013 19:30:14
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Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick need for us, even though you don’t want to admit it, to pine for her WASP life. Full Story

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Jen cups like GOOP and there is no Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 13:42:56 April 17, 2013 13:42:56
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Jennifer Aniston last night at the Lifetime Call Me Crazy premiere. She wore shorts. And a strapless Dior tuxedo bustier that’s either too big, or not cut very well. This is not flattering. And, God, if you’re wearing it up, have the balls to wear it ALL UP. This is so wedding hair to me I can’t stand it. Full Story

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And trailing behind RDJ Part 2... with some gossip nostalgia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2013 15:19:55 April 16, 2013 15:19:55
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Oh relax Brangelunatics. Brad Pitt is not Tom Cruise, obviously. But Brad Pitt certainly needs a little RDJ magic on World War Z. Enough to show up at the MTV Movie Awards -- where he introduced himself to Selena Gomez!? we will discuss this later! -- and yesterday, with his new big face, in Vegas at CinemaCon as part of the Paramount presentation. Full Story

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Baby's debit card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 19:54:37 April 12, 2013 19:54:37
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Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and bus fare (sure, let's go with that) while staring at Bieber's face. Full Story

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Gwyneth on smokes and Botox and Bridesmaids and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2013 17:14:59 April 11, 2013 17:14:59
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Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth... Can you feel my joy over all this Gwyneth?! So much Gwyneth! And no end soon either because just as she moves out of promotion for It’s All Good, she’s now starting promotion for Iron Man 3. This is my Gwyneth for Iron Man 3 on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

Bradley Cooper must really like her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2013 19:28:44 April 9, 2013 19:28:44
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His model girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, I mean. Because they’re in Paris together. And the paps say this was a “romantic stroll”. And he also had her on his bike for a manly hot ride through the city. And since he speaks, that would have helped too. But… does he not know she’s only 20? You don’t need to try that hard when they’re 20. Full Story

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