The Daily Ugly: Kristy Swanson
April 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2006 12:00:00
It"s official: Buffy is ugly. Buffy homewreckers are even uglier. Lucky for Kristy, she happens to be both. Not that I particularly relish spending time on Z-list celebrities and their figure skating affairs but if I were the now defunct Mrs. Eisler, who was pregnant with his child when he left her for this old has-been, I"d take particular pleasure in seeing this tramp looking like a washed up bloated hooker. Poetic justice for Canadian perverts who can"t stay faithful. First Dean McDermott, now Lloyd Eisler. Karma is a bitch, y"all. And I"d say She outdid herself this time in the mangled form of both Tori Spelling and Kristy Swanson. Praise Goddess.