Tori Spelling: karmic downsizing
Jeannette Walls that Tori has to suffer the indignity of downsizing, putting more than 200 designer items up for auction on eBay, in order to help pay for a $40,000 nursery she"s prepping for Kfed Jr. Jr. Not a big deal for people like you and me. But think of it this way: here"s a girl who grew up in Hollywood"s hugest mansion, with countless rooms, even more closets, a bowling alley, and a special chamber devoted to dolls. Girls like Tori never, ever, ever give away Prada. Girls like Tori catalogue Prada, and all their outfits, with dates and times and events, not because the clothing will be reused, but because simply having it in a personal private fashion museum is, in and of itself, a status marker only afforded the MOST privileged at the party. Oh how times have changed. Not only is she shedding her former luxuries, she actually needs YOU to help her live. She needs YOU to give HER money. She NEEDS you to support her life. From Charmed to Charity - isn"t the Goddess poetic? Isn"t she brilliant? Isn"t karmic payback such a clever, clever bitch? But here"s the kicker of it all. Feng shui is fluid, it bends and it yields and it is never absolute. Similarly, the Goddess is a magnanimous creature. Given the right set of circumstances, she will forgive…which is why I find it shocking that instead of donating her clothing AND making a generous contribution to a worthy cause – like Covenant House Vancouver - Tori has chosen instead to hawk her wares online for mostly less than a hundred dollars, at times going as low as 24.99!!! Seriously gossips…sure, she"s not as rich as she used to be but come the f*ck on. It"s an $800,000 settlement, she"s a tv movie actress, and even tv movie actresses make more per 6 week shoot than some of us do in a frickin" year. Is that poor? Is it really??? Is it poor enough to warrant hoarding a measly 25 bucks to put towards a high end baby room? Give me a break! Had she opened her black heart for one second in an attempt to BEGIN to rectify her past, the sky might have taken pity. Having said that, the sky is now only angrier. Can you blame the sky for rumbling its disapproval? Trust me gossips...Tori Spelling is marked for ultimate suffering. And we have the pleasure of watching her pain. Thanks to Nicole for the link and yes, y"all…do your part to fund Tori"s life! Click here for the eBay list and bid away. And when you"re finished, send her a little note, telling that manky slut how much fun it was to give her a handout. Condescending never felt so good.