Tori & Dean: an update
January 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2006 12:00:00
You know it was hurtin’ if Tori Spelling made headlines for 2 days over the holiday break. And in case you haven’t heard, her z-list boyfriend Dean McDermott proposed in Toronto on Christmas or Christmas Eve (like you really care???) underneath some kind of special tree and of course she accepted even though she’s not even officially divorced yet and they announced it to the world and it didn’t make a difference because she is still hideous as all f&ck, which just goes to show that lots of money and lots of homewrecking sex still can’t correct the impossible. Being ugly is incurable. Period. As for the pregnancy rumours - even though they keep denying it and even though Perez says that she says she isn’t, I continue to receive inside information from Canadian sources that she is indeed with child and everyone in the family is excited about it. So believe what you will. Not that you really give a damn anyway.