Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly.
Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the sight of Tori in Vegas hosting at the Pussycat Doll Lounge on Saturday. You will note she has regained her body at the expense of her face. You will note that her American Chav looks right at home in tacky ass rhinestones and feathers.
You will also note that, per usual, KFed Junior is thrilled to bits that someone wants to talk to him, still content to walk one step behind his bank account. Junior is taking golddiggery to a whole new level. Brava.