Ugly is forgettable?
How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons?
Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but the security didn’t recognise her. Obviously he’s never seen her before. This kind of ugly is seared onto the brain, you know?
Anyway, Tori gets rejected and promptly loses her sh-t. To her credit, she came close, but she did not say it out loud: don’t you know who I am?
Definitely in the top 5 list of Egregious Celebrity Crimes.
Still, she pouted and stomped her feet until they let her in, as organisers fluttered around her with apologies.
Speaking of apologies – how about that dress? Looks like it’s falling apart at the seams. The hem is some kind of low classy, and that sateen, I’m telling you, it doesn’t work for anyone. And when you’re operating at Tori’s disadvantage, you really do need all the help you can get.