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Tori Spelling: karmic downsizing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Karma works in mysterious ways. And karmic payback is meticulously devised. Pedestrian homewreckers like Claire Danes can expect premature beauty evaporation - a tragic fate for a fetching young star. Others have been cursed with - gasp! - a new unremovable layer of fat, forever limiting career opportunities, resulting in lifetime exile the sub-B list, a Hollywood horror unto itself. Full Story

Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example of parental pimpage in a town full of parent pimps. Full Story

The Federlines: pro-love in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

Gossips – I fear I’m getting soft on you. I fear my bitch is slowly dying. Because for the life of me, I can’t come up with anything snarky to say about Britney and KFed. Perhaps it’s because it honestly couldn’t get any worse than the Dateline debacle…or maybe it’s because in light of Tori Spelling’s atrocities and the deplorable antics of Dina Lohan, Hilary Swank, and Heather Mills, I just don’t have any hate left over for Britney and her lowlife of a husband. Full Story

Pro-love for Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all agree that Jessie"s a helluva lot more palatable these days than her thinnifying little sister. Full Story

Thursday, July 27, 2006 Dear gossips, Today was a good day. In fact, it was a fantastic day. Because when the Goddess shows her might, she can be a bad, bad bitch. Fortunately for us, Tori Spelling"s on the receiving end. Remember what a told you about karma calamity? About my people and the dragons and the heavens and the wrath? This, my friends, is just the beginning and it is a lovely way to grind out the rest of the week. Also in this short issue: on Jada and Suri, on why Harry is #3, on Lilo"s hospitalisation, on gays and cheating, on Nicole"s mysterious bump, and by popular demand, one more Belle hint.

Tori Spelling: the Goddess roars back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

Payback"s a bitch, bitch! With the exception of a few small details, both People Magazine and Us Weekly are reporting that Aaron Spelling gave his daughter the shaft, virtually shutting her out of his $300-$500 million fortune, with little more than an $800,000 inheritance - chump change considering the veritable mountain of cash he amassed during his lifetime. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: family time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

My hate for the Vampire has long since evaporated and as I’ve been saying for some time now, if it makes her happy, it makes me happy. Especially since I’m not the one sleeping next to it. Sorry about the visual. So in the spirit of all this Lopez/Anthony love, check out the heartwarming photo of J. Full Story

Brenda"s best quality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Brenda might be older, and wrinklier, and much less taut but Brenda always had great hair. And Brenda STILL has great hair. Here"s Shannen Doherty at the TV Critics press tour, trying to squeeze any remaining juices out of a dying career. Say what you will about her character - my favourite - but the bitch owned the best mane on the show. Full Story

Kiki D is back to blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

Spiderman has wrapped, Kiki is back in LA, the red is gone, the blonde is back, and I think she looks good. Strange, isn"t it? That in the last 6 months my love/hate relationship with Kiki has melted into indifference? Sure, she needs an attitude adjustment, and scaling back on some nasty inclinations wouldn"t hurt either but next to Tori Spelling - doesn"t it all pale in comparison? A bitch with a possible happy problem is absolutely harmless next to a homewrecking, mother slandering slut, non? Besides, when she remembers to shower, I do LOVE Kiki"s style. Full Story

Denise Richards: back to basics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

Check out Denise looking remarkably good as a high priced call girl for a photo shoot recently. Kinda puts those Heidi Fleiss rumours into perspective, non? What is it that they always say? Once a whore, always a … what? What is it? And if you"re new to the column and need an explanation why I love to trash this bitch, go through the archives for the background. Full Story

Being nice to SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it"s because I"ve only a limited amount of hate juice, maybe it"s because I"ve used it all on Tori Spelling. Full Story