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The Daily Karma Face: Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

In London at the Serpentine Gallery event yesterday. Twenty-six going on forty - you see what happens when you steal from a pregnant woman? That"s right, y"all. It"s karma face splashed all over Claire Danes. Feng shui payback at its finest. I mean, look…look at those eyes. Those are eyes that haven"t seen joy in a long, long time. Full Story

Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. So in case you haven"t heard, Hilary Swank sat down for a revealing interview with Vanity Fair for the August issue of the magazine and decided to tell the entire frickin" world that her soon-to-be-ex husband Chad Lowe is a recovering addict. Full Story

The Daily Cellie: Tori Spelling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Doesn"t look like the Us Weekly article did her any favours, does it? Because just a week after her father"s passing, Tori is now being criticised for spending time at the pool with a new brunette "do and a surprisingly ample bottom. I have no issues with the fact that she"s hanging out in her bikini when she should be mourning. Full Story

Friday, June 30, 2006 Dear gossips, OK. I know it"s big. I know some of you might find this annoying. But it"s the only way I can keep writing 4 times a week, every week, with the dishy dirt you want. So will you forgive me? I truly, truly appreciate how often you visit my site. I am forever grateful for your loyalty and support and I hope to Goddess you continue to enjoy the smut - even WITH the irritating ads. Thank you, love you, owe you. Now let"s gossip... I think it"s official, non? That Tori Spelling"s disgusting little plan backfired? Unanimous gossip consensus across the web, a loud collective - WE DON"T BELIEVE YOU BITCH! - for the most classless famewhore in Hollywood. But now that her prospects of securing a hefty chunk of that Dynasty fortune are decidedly less certain, what could Kfed Jr. be thinking? Is that piece of sh*t getting ready to bolt for Heather Mills? Oh please Goddess. Please let it be so. In today"s rumour mongering issue: MORE Nic & Keith honeymoon shots (can you believe it!?!), the Spellings fight back, singing to Shiloh, Melanie Griffith pulled and pulled together, Cam gets even littler, debunking the Hayden/Lilo hook up, and welcome back Winona!

Everybody Hates Tori

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

It is open war, y"all! And Candy Spelling knows how to play! Which means her pathetic plastic mess of a daughter really has no chance. On the heels of Tori"s ridiculous Us Weekly cover story, Candy and Randy Spelling released a statement today: "We are deeply saddened that, during our time of loss and grief, we are forced to respond to the media frenzy caused by the mean-spirited and surprising comments made by Tori to the press, just two days after the passing of (Aaron Spelling). Full Story

Thursday, June 29, 2006 Dear gossips, There are two women in television that you absolutely do NOT cross: Oprah and Barbara, no last names required. Which means Star Jones is digging herself a big ass hole. And that"s all I care to say on the matter because let"s face it, if we wanted to discuss women who marry dandy panties and grow a serious case of blue poon in the process, I"d much rather focus on Nicole Kidman and Sarah Jessica Parker... agreed? Besides, we have more important battles to wage. Like Tori Spelling. Bitch is bringing down some serious heavenly karma on her concrete tits. Neglecting her father AND badmouthing her own mother? Can you hear the skies rumbling? I"m surprised she hasn"t been struck down by lightning yet. And if were her, I"d be careful, because if you"re not even good enough for lightning, there"s no telling what kind of plague the gods are designing especially for her brand of filial betrayal. In today"s issue: Tori vs. her mother, Nicole and Keith and the honeymoon diaries, Britney and Kevin and their stolen family portraits, Richie, Lohan and how eating helps, and did you know David Duchovny is a hot, hot dad???

Britney, Kevin, and BooBoo play happy family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

Us Weekly apparently stole these "private" photos of the Family Federline as we"ve never seen them. You will note that Britney looks curiously attractive here with no discernable foundation melting off her face or eyelashes that are threatening to take on a life of their own. Kevin is also remarkably "father" like, managing to keep his middle finger and his thug pout firmly at bay, which is why little Sean Preston probably looks so stunned in that one photo of him in the stroller. Full Story

Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her mother"s betrayal"??? Alleging that her mother has been having an affair??? Gossips, I don"t care who you are and how much money you stand to lose, you keep that sh*t behind closed doors with the lawyers. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine and everyone left over from the Jackass crew, Jessie"s had a relatively quite Spring. Full Story

JT & Cam: premature celebration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2006 12:00:00 June 28, 2006 12:00:00

After a brief attempt at freedom, it looks like Justin couldn"t quite cut the cord. And although I was right there, jumping up and down on the break up bandwagon along with every other gossip last week, you will recall the cautionary words of my source on June 23rd: "I did speak to one lone smuthound who thinks there may be a chance for reconciliation, especially since Justin has become painfully insecure. Full Story

Monday, June 26, 2006 Dear gossips, How about my David’s free kick today? And you know what the best part about that was? It was the sight of his wife bouncing up and down with her concrete tits right after he scored. She really is so much prettier when she smiles, don’t you think? Especially when she’s with her kids. Did you see her playing loving mom to Brooklyn? That’s right, gossips. It is my favourite fantasy. Anyway, for those who were unable to catch our exclusive on eTalk Friday evening regarding Victoria’s Canadian visit, it had to do with denim. She was reportedly meeting with The Western Gloveworks about designing her own line. According to people who saw her at dinner and out and about in Winnipeg, Posh was lovely and polite and very, very thin. I did hear though that she managed to consume part of a salad and a few morsels of bread – likely her quota for the month. Still…quit raggin’ on me for loving her. I KNOW. Your points are all valid. But Vicky is like Cheetos for me. So bad for you, absolutely no nutritional value, but they hit the spot like nothing else, you know what I mean? When I crunch down on a Cheeto it’s like crazy synapses start firing up in my brain, I don’t need drugs, y’all. I need Cheetos. And I need Victoria Beckham. Besides, you might feel differently if you’ve seen the Beckham’s Full Length & Fabulous World Cup Party tv special. Look for it on YouTube She’s funny, she’s self deprecating, they are never not touching each other, and it feeds into that illusion we all know and love: Posh & Becks fuh-evah!!! In today’s column: Nicole/Keith & the low key wedding, goodbye Aaron Spelling, seeing all of Sienna, Jessie’s new song, and the mystery of Jennifer Connelly. But first – to those of you who took off early for a long weekend on Friday, please note that I posted twice on Friday, the 2nd edition with latebreaking news about Victoria Beckham and Tori Spelling. If you missed it, click on “This Week” or “Last Week” from the left hand side of the page to get caught up. And just a gentle reminder that subscribers always get the full text of my column emailed to them so they’re up to date on latebreaking smut even if the site is down.