Friday, June 23, 2006
UPDATE NEW FOR JUNE 23 at 5pm EST:
Apologies if you don"t care to receive more than one gossip update per day. Just wanted to alert you to a couple of things before the weekend.
First - Victoria Beckham in Canada. She was in Winnipeg and I"ve got exclusive details about her visit tonight on eTalk
. If you don"t live in Canada or if you don"t have time to watch, check back over the weekend and I"ll have the full scoop for you then.
Next. Tori Spelling. People Magazine reported late yesterday that Tori Spelling & KFed Jr were "on their way home from Canada to be with" Aaron Spelling, Tori"s father who suffered from a stroke FIVE DAYS AGO. However, as of 1pm EST on Friday, June 23rd, my sources Michelle and Cathy tell me that she was STILL in Toronto, walking hand in hand down Cumberland Avenue. He apparently looked grungy and she was teeny tiny.
Are you telling me someone with her bank account can"t hop on a flight ASAP? I can"t even imagine the wreck I would be if anything happened to my father. Or anyone I care deeply about. I mean, if I had the resources, I would do whatever it took to be with them immediately, nevermind waiting almost an entire week before honouring my family with my longawaited presence. And before you challenge me on it, yes - it"s happened to me. When my mother finally got the call for a kidney transplant, I was stuck on Vancouver Island, with a ferry and a 5 hour flight between us. I made it home in 36 hours, waiting on standby and $1,200 poorer, just in time to see her wheeled out with what she called her new "baby", squawking at the top of her lungs for PIZZA like 3 hours after the operation.
Strange for a woman who never hankered for "white" food. She claims however that the donor was a young caucasian who liked pasta and potatoes, hence her incessant and highly demanding requests to "feed my baby aiya, feed my baby". But I digress.
The point is - You couldn"t possibly name an an acceptable excuse for not rushing home to Dad. Especially when you"re seen around Yorkville with you golddigging bastard of a husband sauntering about on a summer day.
But you know what this merits in China culture? It"s a thousand year curse on the bloodline, y"all. Some things are just THAT unforgivable. Trust me, Tori Spelling will get hers.
Have a great weekend. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip,
REGULAR COLUMN POSTED at 4AM PST June 23rd.
I survived the glacier and the snowboarding and there’s one more shoot tomorrow which is the LUGE if you can frickin’ believe it. THE LUGE! Anyway, it’s another early call time and I just got back from the Whistler series premiere party, so I’m doing away with the usual long ass tome and just givin’ it to you straight and dirty tonight, again without much editing…hope you don’t mind.
In today’s short column: Justin let loose, Keith not so much, Posh on Canadian soil, a Maple Leaf Hilton backlash, more garbage from Britney’s mouth, and bear if you don’t want to read about me selling out, I suggest you skip the Daily Hairapy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. But just in case you’re mad at me, there’s a bonus smutty riddle at the bottom. Are we friends again?
June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 23, 2006 12:00:00
I know it’s a non-story everywhere else. But here, in Canada, Paris’s recent fling with hockey player Jose Theodore on Sunday night continues to inspire obsessive discussion. And I think I’ve now heard from everyone in Montreal eager to put their 2 cents into the situation. Still…you don’t have to be born Maple Leaf to appreciate the smutty juicy appeal of this drama. Full Story
June 22, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 22, 2006 12:00:00
Aaron Spelling suffered a stroke on Sunday, the same day Tori Spelling attended the MMVAs with Dean McDermott and decided to attack his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace.
Most of you already know about how Tori had Mary Jo removed from the event. You also know about her getting up on stage and publicly insulting the woman she stole from. Full Story
June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Damn. She’s ugly, she’s amoral, and she’s vicious too. Tori brought it to Toronto this weekend and she’s turning out to be quite the c-bomb to be reckoned with. Poor Mary Jo Eustace. She really didn’t stand a chance.
As usual, Tori arrived with KFed Jr in tow, happily preening and licking for your viewing pleasure. Full Story
May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
You think you know and then when it happens, you actually find out you don"t know at all. Because Kevin Federline decided to un-thug hisself for Item Magazine and the result has left me feeling dirtier than I did when he was still trying to be black. Highlights from the article, however, are a damn good read. Full Story
May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Nothing to do on a 9 hour flight but stock up on celebrity rags and kill time. Made the mistake of reading the People Magazine article with exclusive details on Dean McDermott’s goldmine of a wedding in Fiji. Total trainwreck, y’all. You read and you cringe and you read some more and the bile starts coming up and you want to stop but you just can’t because deep down inside you’re a sick dirty bitch who can’t look away. Full Story
May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
I have to give it to Dean McDermott. The man - a Canadian no less - has succeeded where Kfed didn"t. Because while Kevin stupidly believes that he will become more than just Britney"s husband, that his own career will really catch fi-ya, Dean is astute enough to realise that he is and will always be NOTHING. Full Story
Thursday, April 27, 2006
I"d like to offer my apologies to all you Joaquin Phoenix fans out there who"ve sent me such lovely emails arguing for his return on the Freebie 5. Your devotion to my former lover is admirable, especially since, like a fickle bitch, I turned on him as soon as he lost out on Oscar. Unfortunately, I"ve moved on. And to be honest, he was never really my type anyway. But he is a fantastic actor and he will definitely win one one day and for an entire month back there, I thought about him every day and in the end, he and I will always have December.
Please forgive me.
As it so happens however, there is movement yet again on the list. More details to follow.
In today"s issue: young Hollywood factors prominently (minus that aging hag Tori Spelling) and a supermodel"s collossal mistake.
April 9, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at April 9, 2006 12:00:00
It"s official: Buffy is ugly. Buffy homewreckers are even uglier. Lucky for Kristy, she happens to be both. Not that I particularly relish spending time on Z-list celebrities and their figure skating affairs but if I were the now defunct Mrs. Eisler, who was pregnant with his child when he left her for this old has-been, I"d take particular pleasure in seeing this tramp looking like a washed up bloated hooker. Full Story
April 2, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
The biggest night in Canadian music and sweet mother of Goddess, I think I’ve misplaced my inner c-bomb. Is it possible that Fergie’s brand of ugly mold is actually growing on me??? She looked decent at her birthday and she looks even better here on the Juno red carpet. Will wonders never cease? And if it’s possible for Fergie to assume a human form, does that mean there’s still hope for Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling? Hmmm…somehow I doubt it. Full Story
March 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at March 30, 2006 12:00:00
Just what I needed on a day like today. Having a stylist dress you is a truly amazing experience. Thank you Jessa! But I nearly lost my neurotic mind over having to squeeze into a gorgeous designer gown. It also doesn’t help when you hang out at eTalk all day and get to watch the impossibly beautiful – and thin in a good way – Tanya Kim Full Story