Tori Spelling Gossip

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Junior is robust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 11:36:00 April 28, 2009 11:36:00

Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. Full Story

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:26:20 April 16, 2009 09:26:20

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Who’s supporting KFed Jr?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 09:05:17 April 14, 2009 09:05:17

This hag has come out with her second book. Someone must be buying them. But WHO? Are you reading Tori f-cking Spelling? If you’re reading Tori Spelling, KFed Jr wants to thank you. Because he is living off the profits. After all, landing a bit part in a tv movie once every 2 years doesn’t pay all that much. Full Story

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Courtside no makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:14:42 April 6, 2009 08:14:42

Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy and flu-stricken and still INFINITELY more attractive that KFed Jr’s paycheque. Full Story

MOW Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 09:41:24 March 18, 2009 09:41:24

Today’s LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian Movie of the Week on set affair reminded Michelle about another MOW romance… What is it with the cheese tv weekly movie? Breeding ground for infidelity? Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr met on the set of some sh-t called Mind Over Murder. They were both married to other people at the time…just like LeAnn and Eddie. Full Story

Cowtown KFed Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 09:25:19 February 25, 2009 09:25:19

Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower yourselves to broadcasting a golddigger and the mutt he married for the sake of saying there was a star in your building? Come on Calgary… you are better than that. Full Story

Mischa = Tori

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 12:48:57 February 20, 2009 12:48:57

It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about the assness of the girl who broke my arm. Full Story

Ugly is forgettable?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 07:39:07 February 20, 2009 07:39:07

Since when? How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons? Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but the security didn’t recognise her. Full Story

Hugh don’t know Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 10:03:26 January 19, 2009 10:03:26

My favourite, favourite story of the day. So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while she films Smallville. Full Story

In the corner where she belongs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 08:04:15 December 31, 2008 08:04:15

Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. Not when a concocted Bride Wars Jolie vs Aniston headline will fly off the MiniVan newsstands. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 11:33:35 December 22, 2008 11:33:35

Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to violate the English language. Full Story