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Keeping Fit for KFed Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2007 06:54:11 December 20, 2007 06:54:11

Little Liam isn’t even a year and already Tori Spelling has worked her way back to pre-baby shape – as you can see, a set of flat abs to go along with the brand new boob job she supposedly gave her husband as a push present. Most women receive push presents in return for their labour pains, but since Tori married a golddigging KFed Jr, she will always be the one doing the giving. Full Story

Junior Hits Paydirt: Worst of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 10:46:33 December 14, 2007 10:46:33

Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior holding his tiny child, trying to look contemplative and transformed. Full Story

Junior Finds a Purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 07:12:53 December 7, 2007 07:12:53

He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure. As you can see, Junior has actually found something to do. Full Story

JLo’s Maternity Glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 06:25:05 December 3, 2007 06:25:05

Jennifer and Marc showed up at Movies Rock yesterday. As you can see, she is very, very pregnant. And very, very beautiful. And now I see that nose thing all you pregnancy know-it-alls are talking about. It is a little fatter, isn’t it? Still…she looks divine. And irresistibly happy. You smile when she smiles. Full Story

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Ugly, Junior, and a Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

I’ll take the dog. Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr showed up in NYC on Saturday at The Out 100 Awards. You know how gays love drag queens. As you can see, she has her push presents full on display. Normally, as I understand it from ALL of my girlfriends popping out children, it’s now becoming in vogue for baby fathers to present their baby mothers with gifts upon baby delivery. Full Story

One-Eyed Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 12:25:53 October 25, 2007 12:25:53

Check out KFed Junior with his wife and his bank account baby all dressed up and terrorising the D-List last night en route to a party. As you can see, Junior is thrilled to see a camera and is probably even more jacked that the photo was posted on People.com Full Story

KFed Jr: Diary of a Kept Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

You really have to give it Tori Spelling’s husband. Not only is he excelling in the art of golddiggery, he’s also embracing life as a kept man, content with living only as an extension of his wife, happy to sit back, enjoy the paycheque…and learn how to knit. My thanks to the lovely, lovely reader who scanned this and sent it in after cracking open a knitting magazine and enduring the displeasure of seeing Tori’s ugly and her spouse staring back at her. Full Story

Almost Donatella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 08:13:44 October 1, 2007 08:13:44

Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly. Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the sight of Tori in Vegas hosting at the Pussycat Doll Lounge on Saturday. Full Story

Gisele? Really?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 10:06:05 August 27, 2007 10:06:05

I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do. Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin. ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ has the early word – most are below B List trying to stay relevant. Full Story

Junior uses Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 13:36:30 August 21, 2007 13:36:30

Now that the Original Federline has a job and a very lucrative custody settlement in the works, KFed Jr is desperate to get his hands on a piece of the action too. You’ll recall, before leaving his wife and two children, Junior called himself an actor. Still tries to call himself an actor though these days, you know him best as the golddigger with enough intestinal fortitude to marry Tori Spelling and the admirable shamelessness to actually tell people she’s his soulmate. Full Story

The Levitating KFed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always come for cold hard cash. Full Story