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Monday, June 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Back in Vancouver, happy to be home if only for a few days… New York and London next week!

So at press time, Barbara Walters is getting ready to appear on The View this morning to discuss her impromptu phone call with Paris Hilton yesterday. Barbara was apparently on the phone with Kathy Hilton when Paris beeped in from prison. Paris said she wanted to chat, called Barbara collect, and explained that she has now found the Lord, that she is tired of “playing dumb”, that her old act was no longer “cute”, and that she plans to emerge from prison a changed person, ready to “make a difference.”

Indeed. As we all know, that sh-t is unkillable. Paris, like all deadly viruses, will survive jail. And she will especially survive a comfortable room in the prison infirmary, with a telephone at her disposable. How luxe. But while I don’t doubt that Hollywood Ebola will rage back stronger than ever, the stink today surrounds Barbara Walters – Barbara Walters the obsequious, who will undoubtedly fellate the Hilton family for the first exclusive, who will likely interview Paris without the hardhitting questions, with her head shoved so far up that black hole, just like it was at the height of the Rosie vs Donald bloodbath when she chose not to back up her girl but catered instead to the whim of her wealthy "friend"…if you ask me, Barbara Walters is the worst representative on a show supposed to represent women.

And I’ve no doubt, given her ties to the Hiltons, Walters will lead the Paris positivity parade… Beware Barbara Walters: the old broad has been infected.

Monday – blogging real time all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

PS. To Wendy and Ellery in Calgary – all my love and best wishes. Am hoping along with you that that baby girl stays safely tucked away for at least a few more weeks. Stay relaxed….will try to bring my best smut to help, Lainey

PPS. Tori Spelling and KFed Jr in Toronto this week attended to by a personal photographer/paparazzo seen following them around on several occasions by accident on purpose. Unfortunately, only one photo of their promotional visit has been published...snort. Master of Goldiggery gets no love in Canada? Eat that Junior…

Going Senile?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2007 00:00:00 May 20, 2007 00:00:00

Candy Spelling must be losing her sh-t...How else can you explain the open letters sent to Paris Hilton and now Joe Francis? And seriously…who the hell is Joe Francis? Why would Joe Francis merit any of her time? Why would Joe Francis who has made his millions getting college girls to take their tops off be important enough for her to expend any energy scolding him through TMZ? Must be all those dolls in that legendary doll room up in the Spelling mansion – anyone with that many dolls has to be batsh-t crazy. Full Story

KFed spawns another

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2007 00:00:00 May 17, 2007 00:00:00

The original married and destroyed Britney, KFed Junior married and is living off Tori Spelling. And now comes another: Calum Best, now KFed the Third, currently exploiting Lindsay Lohan and it’s working, don’t you think? How many of you had heard of Calum Best 2 weeks ago? Looks like Lilo is the latest victim of Goldiggery. Full Story

Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder what Kathy Hilton is going to say about this. Full Story

What Junior Gave Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

As we all know, when Tori Spelling met KFed Jr, she was married and he was married. He was also adopting another child with his then wife. But then the Homewrecker fell in love with the Golddigger and you know the rest. But most of you have probably never laid eyes on Mary Jo Eustace. Have a look. Mary Jo is 49 years old. Full Story

Reese the Aggressor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Rarrrrh… as Chazz Michael Michaels would say – Me Likey. Gotta tell you, much as I worship Janice Min, her deal with Tori Spelling and that “exclusive” baby photo cover was terribly ill timed. Tori and Junior over the hotness heating up between Reese and Jake? Please. And that’s why this issue is a week late. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

I…I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of the f&ckin’ year? Funny that. Full Story

KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly got a lot heavier… which is what Junior had his eyes on the entire time. Full Story

Son of Spelling Caused Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed remote, even during the dark days when Candy Spelling cut her off – a persevering sacrificing golddigger is a masterful golddigger indeed. Full Story

KFed Jr Gives Gifts?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and his goldmine dispensing sex advice is exactly what anyone always wanted. Full Story