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Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity?

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate to sell off every aspect of their lives, desperate to pimp out every piece of their privacy, Tori and KFed Jr reportedly accepted Tupperware’s offer to host the baby shower. Full Story

Junior Goes for All-Time Rossum

January 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People is apparently devoting weekly updates on Tori Spelling’s pregnancy. Between the utterly tasteless yardsale and the “Reproposal” and now her gushing ad nauseum about her body and her how it’s changing for her child, the magazine is clearly reporting from inside her ass, probably eager to land the exclusive opportunity to actually be INSIDE the delivery room when it happens. Full Story

Saggy Ass Revealed!

January 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You thought Tori Spelling and Tara Reid, even Paris Hilton, but not surprisingly, no one guessed Kate Moss. Model perfection is so deceiving, non? And look - I’d trade my lumpy butt and every other body part for every one of hers any day, but still…it’s a little different without the airbrush/photoshoppe artistry, isn’t it? Even for arguably the most successful supermodel of all time, even she has what you have, even she has the folds and the dimples and the gravity-affected arse…just probably in a smaller package. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity to remind us that a baby is on the way. Full Story

Tori Spelling: Own a Piece of Homewrecking History

December 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know, KFed Jr needs to get paid. Because Junior considers himself a victim of false advertising. And can you blame him? He thought he left his wife for an heiress, he thought he’d be living in the lap of luxury, he thought he’d have his very own production company by now…with the power to greenlight his own projects. Full Story

KFed Jr: putting wife to work

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Junior didn’t poke out his eyes and swallow his appetite only to be cut out of the will. Junior has expectations, Junior cheated on his wife, left his home, left his children for a good, fair, chunky cut of the Spelling fortune and Candy’s clever, cunning c*ckblock probably isn’t sitting well with the man who bears the heavy burden of carrying on the Golddigging Legacy after KFed’s untimely demise. Full Story

The Daily Obvious: KFed Jr.

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As if threatened by the tragic fate that has befallen the Original Federline, Junior seems hellbent on reminding the world at every photo opportunity that his wife is indeed carrying his seed – more appropriately known as the ticket to his riches, though if her dress is any indication, it doesn’t look like she’s any closer to cashing in on the Spelling fortune… Cheap. Full Story

KFed Jr picks up the slack

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that the Original has been cut off, nice to see Junior is holding down the golddiggery. After all, someone has to make a living. As I reported yesterday on eTalk, super exclusive dirt on Tori and KFed Jr: what they’re selling, how they’re selling it, who they’re selling it with. You know they’re doing that show on Oxygen, right? Something about starting a business while planning for baby – nauseatingly domestic and amusingly ironic too, considering they homewrecked the domestic bliss of his previous life to create this new one…but I digress. Full Story

Britney! Victory!

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Last night’s Letterman message was a message indeed! TMZ is reporting that Britney has filed for divorce. The Cheeto Haze has lifted! The Kfed is DONE! Per TMZ she is asking for legal and physical custody of both children AND she is cutting him off financially – denying his right to spousal support. Full Story

Tori & KFed Jr: The Indignity of Renting

November 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind getting shut out of Hyde. What could possibly be worse in Hollywood than growing up in the Spelling mansion and then having to pay RENT in Brentwood? Such is the fate that has befallen Tori Spelling. More importantly, such is the fate that has befallen KFed Jr. All that brilliant golddiggery for just a temporary residence? So tragic, don’t you think? However, there is good news. Full Story

Tori Transformed

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know, a child"s power is infinite and while I don"t have one myself, nor do I ever intend to, I can certainly appreciate the transformational properties of pregnancy and how it can enhance even the most wretched. Here"s Tori last night at the Kohl"s Transformation Nation Fall Fashion Show. Full Story