Rehab for PR

January 24, 2014 15:02:16 Posted at January 24, 2014 15:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Kovac/ Getty

We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non?

Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr…

US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media.

Yesterday KFed Jr released a statement confirming that he’s now in rehab:

"I am truly sorry for the mistakes I have made and for the pain I've caused my family. I take full responsibility for my actions and have voluntarily checked myself into a treatment center to address some health and personal issues. I am grateful to be getting the help I need so I can become the husband and father my family deserves."

Great.

Another celebrity using rehab as public relations strategy. “I’m not an asshole, I have a disease! Blame the disease!”

Is there an official disease called Being A Cheating Asshole?

Is there a cure for Being A Cheating Asshole, the disease?

How about…just don’t be a cheating f-cking asshole?

There are millions of people who legitimately suffer from mental illness requiring proper rehabilitation and treatment. There are millions who suffer from mental health disorders who benefit from rehabilitation and treatment. It is a GROSS INSULT to them when piece of sh-t celebrities do it to save their careers.

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