Isn"t it odd how they have to make a point of touching tongues every time they"re out in public? It"s like he"s trying extra hard to convince us that he digs her. Dude - we get it. She"s rich, you"re nobody…we TOTALLY believe that you want to marry her.
Anyway, here they are at the Us Weekly party last night. On the plus side, Tori is surprisingly un-ugly in these photos - not quite vomitworthy but far from appetising. Quite an improvement, all things considered. Dean, on the other hand, looks like ass. The open shirt, the Italian leather kayaks, the "come hither" squint - why the hell did she dress him like a cheesy guido? And is that redundant?