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Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 11:17:33 November 25, 2009 11:17:33

Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details inside the magazine about the actors, about the director, and more, more, more, more, more! I subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. Full Story

Robo in danger!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 06:53:37 November 25, 2009 06:53:37

Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on every tortured glance exchanged between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Katie supposedly would not shut up. Full Story

Jizz Wolf and the Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 11:20:00 November 24, 2009 11:20:00

I don’t watch American Idol. So my knowledge of Adam Lambert is mainly from skimming articles. I do know that Lambert, an adult, closed the American Music Awards on Sunday and writhed about not unlike the way Chicken Fried Britney and underageJailBait Miley have done in their own shows. Performance Art. Full Story

Hate, silliness, and delight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:16:00 November 23, 2009 12:16:00

Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click here Full Story

Delicate Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 08:56:58 November 20, 2009 08:56:58

Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review – click here for a refresher. Here’s a detail I forgot to add: What’s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? “Jacob” and “Edward” pull their dicks out over “Bella”. Full Story

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Vampire Manslinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 08:09:47 November 20, 2009 08:09:47

An addition to that earlier post… Am not down with Ashley Greene’s fashion styling. Too desperate and hungry. Having said that, what I am down with is Ashley’s attitude to boys. She is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight crew. Vampire Manslinger, love it. This is when you’re young and free. Full Story

New Moon review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 10:31:23 November 19, 2009 10:31:23

SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. Full Story

Behind JailBait’s jealousy…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 12:37:49 November 18, 2009 12:37:49

Is the end. Or the fear of the end. JailBait Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too good for Twilight. Full Story

Second tier no-names

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 08:34:28 November 18, 2009 08:34:28

Twilight is a huge franchise. But only Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and maybe Taylor Lautner are now household names. The actors on the second tier are still greeted with a very loud WHO? Such was the case with Kellan Lutz the other night at the LA New Moon premiere afterparty when he was rejected at the door Full Story

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Countdown to the SMA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 14:54:28 November 17, 2009 14:54:28

People Magazine will reveal its annual Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow and while many of you have been sending me this cover all day, please know… it’s FAKE. This is NOT THE REAL COVER. The real cover will be unveiled tomorrow. Who? Well if you revisit the list posted a few weeks ago – click here Full Story

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Ashley Greene at the Daytime Emmy Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 11:22:23 November 17, 2009 11:22:23

It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But it could totally be Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmy Awards. Full Story