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Rachelle Lefevre vs Summit

July 30, 2009 08:01:00 Posted at July 30, 2009 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards were in distress yesterday, not over Robert Pattinson for a change, but because Rachelle Lefevre was coldheartedly booted out of the saga and replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard. Poor Bryce. You know how crazy those losers can get. Hopefully they won’t hate on her too hard. It’s not her fault. Full Story


July 27, 2009 09:25:11 Posted at July 27, 2009 09:25:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of whom approached him, not only for a picture, but also for…a hug. Full Story

Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards

July 24, 2009 13:41:21 Posted at July 24, 2009 13:41:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there were rumours a few months ago that he f-cked her in LA, which made the Twi-Hards crazy because according to them Robert Pattinson’s sparkling penis only dazzles for Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Hormone Convention

July 24, 2009 07:20:43 Posted at July 24, 2009 07:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you but that’s their excuse to look at each other! Keep talking Taylor! They’re having sex with their eyes, OMG OMG OMG, nothing can get in the way of their love, their chemistry. Full Story

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Play on Taylor

July 23, 2009 06:58:58 Posted at July 23, 2009 06:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner, after breaking it off rather abruptly with Selena Gomez at the end of filming New Moon, was spotted yesterday out and about accompanied by Sara Hicks, apparently his ex girlfriend. They went to eat and were also seen leaving a chiropractor’s office. Only 17 already a player…I like it. Full Story

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Runaway Eyes

July 23, 2009 06:48:11 Posted at July 23, 2009 06:48:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning continuing to shoot The Runaways in LA yesterday. Amazing what unsuitable style can do to a person. Kristen was made for the 70s look. But it ages Dakota 20 years. As you can see, there’s a bright green water gun tucked into Kristen’s leather pants. Consider this before you go on the sweat attack please. Full Story

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Cure for hangover

July 20, 2009 10:00:47 Posted at July 20, 2009 10:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was more of a request: Had a great weekend, but am paying for it now. Full Story

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Ashlee & Adrian in New York

July 16, 2009 14:41:37 Posted at July 16, 2009 14:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not fooling anyone. Full Story

Let’s play Poor “Rob”

July 15, 2009 09:27:14 Posted at July 15, 2009 09:27:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response:He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all huffy because to her he’s head to toe full on sex. Full Story

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Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

July 10, 2009 10:37:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every Robert Pattinson fan, but it certainly is the perspective of a great many Twi-Hard. Full Story

Monday Morning Jackson

June 29, 2009 06:35:47 Posted at June 29, 2009 06:35:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for CJ. And all the rest who email me daily saying enough of Robert Pattinson, what about Jackson Rathbone? Indeed. But Jackson is harder to find. Which is why we should get started this Monday morning by sipping on some of his sexy. This is Jackson in New York at the WordTheatre Pushcart Press benefit reading from prize-winning story "The Bank Robbery" by Steve Schutzman. Full Story