This is the new cover of In Touch. Can you make it come true? Because that’s what every Twi-Hard wants for Christmas. F-ck the economy, poverty, disease, f-ck it all as long as Kristen Stewart marries Robert Pattinson. Just like Bella married Edward (in a wedding scene that lasted over half an hour, they still don’t have a proper editor). Full Story

Maybe every post today on the main page is going to be about pants and how men wear them. Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving his place in London this morning wearing really bad ones. Like gross. The colour is sh-t, the fit is sh-t, they’re weird around the crotch, they’re not falling right around the ankle. Full Story

As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because Stewart and Pattinson were very, very cute together, no longer as reticent, particularly on her part, to behave as a couple. Full Story

All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day Stewart, Pattinson, and Lautner will be at Grauman’s for a hand and footprint ceremony immortalising Twilight. Full Story

If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when they’re seen in new shoes and coats and pants every day, and not just on red carpets, can go with a small carryon and be done with it. Full Story

Every time Robert Pattinson shows up at a major event, I always, always hear from two friends who are obsessed with him, we’ll call them the Italians, because they are, and they copy me on their emails like it matters to me, gushing about how “hot” he is which, as you know, is debatable. Full Story

Robert Pattinson was in Toronto last night shooting until 5am. When he finished he spent several minutes signing autographs for the lady fans who’d been waiting for him. Until 5am. People keep thinking it’s kids who pull this kind of crazy. Look at them. These are not kids. These are grown. Full Story

Written by Sarah Although, I suppose, there’s not that much left to ruin anyway. I am a sucker for old romantic comedies—and I mean old, like Bringing Up Baby or It Happened One Night—which is why I’m so hard on modern rom-coms. Full Story

Now that Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and the major producers of the Twilight franchise have left Vancouver, the lower tier actors are walking on looser leashes. Which is why a couple of them, after several weeks of being ordered to stay undercover, were wide open and accessible for papping yesterday during their final days of production. Full Story

Exclusive Kristen Stewart left Vancouver early this morning, packing up all her sh-t, gone for good having wrapped all shooting requirements in Canada. There’s still a little more work to be done though. This a little later. It’s been a busy week of flying for Stewart so far. On Saturday night she flew to New York with boyfriend Robert Pattinson to support him at his premiere for Water For Elephants on Sunday. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

Oh, we're sinking like stones, All that we fought for, All those places we've gone, All of us are done for. If you know Coldplay, you know the name of this song. And that’s my message for Twi-Hards today who’ve been emailing over this article Full Story

This week is when they’re shooting the wedding reception and accompanying scenes for Twilight Breaking Dawn in Squamish. Am told there was a cast dinner last night at Rockwell’s. In attendance: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, and some other people I’ve never heard of. Full Story

First – to all of you who may be affected by the earthquake in Japan re: tsunami warnings etc – please be safe, best thoughts to you. Vancouver Island has been put on tsunami warning. Twilight production was in Tofino – cast and crew were reportedly moved. People.com Full Story