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The hands, the author, hatemail, and puppy-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 07:49:00 April 18, 2011 07:49:00

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

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Oh, we’re sinking like stones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 13:35:04 April 5, 2011 13:35:04

Oh, we're sinking like stones, All that we fought for, All those places we've gone, All of us are done for. If you know Coldplay, you know the name of this song. And that’s my message for Twi-Hards today who’ve been emailing over this article Full Story

Twilight Wedding Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:09:00 March 29, 2011 14:09:00

This week is when they’re shooting the wedding reception and accompanying scenes for Twilight Breaking Dawn in Squamish. Am told there was a cast dinner last night at Rockwell’s. In attendance: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, and some other people I’ve never heard of. Full Story

Twilight Tsunami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2011 09:56:39 March 11, 2011 09:56:39

First – to all of you who may be affected by the earthquake in Japan re: tsunami warnings etc – please be safe, best thoughts to you. Vancouver Island has been put on tsunami warning. Twilight production was in Tofino – cast and crew were reportedly moved. People.com Full Story

Paparazzi BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 07:02:00 March 4, 2011 07:02:00

Kellan Lutz arrived in Vancouver last night to get to work on Twilight. Lutz seemed to be in great spirits to be back in Vancouver, even giving one of the photographers a hug after asking for her whereabouts. Well that’s awfully friendly, isn’t it? Especially since last year he and his people were rather accusatory about an incident in Montreal – he claims he was run over by this same pap and feared for his safety, going so far as to file a police report Full Story

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Who is f-cking with you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 09:22:46 March 1, 2011 09:22:46

Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. Full Story

And …they’re back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:35:03 February 22, 2011 06:35:03

Twilight has returned to Vancouver. The cast has come to shoot Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, mostly exteriors after working on mostly interiors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where they went virtually unpapped for almost the entire duration, leaving Twi-Hards idle in their losering with nothing to look at. Full Story

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Investing in Taylor Lautner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 08:06:44 January 13, 2011 08:06:44

Written by Sarah Every day it seems Twilight’s Taylor Lautner is signing onto a new project and his salary just keeps escalating. Last year he signed on to a live-action Stretch Armstrong movie for a reported $7.5 million and this year he’s signed on to two more action flicks—one is Incarceron, a YA adaptation about a kid in a futuristic prison colony who escapes, and the other is an as-yet untitled spy thriller that’s described as Bourne meets Munich but appropriate for teen audiences—for eight figures each. Full Story

He’s not going to thank you for this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2010 10:35:00 December 30, 2010 10:35:00

It’s a year-end treat courtesy of Twi-Hards! I know that it’s become one of your favourite things about the site – along with Photo Assumption and Gossip Nostalgia, ragging on twats and useless bitches, Twi-Hard f-ckery and hatemail gave us so much joy in 2010, and I promise you there will be more of it in 2011. Full Story

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She’s not allowed to have friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:26:00 December 28, 2010 10:26:00

I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my data all night. So I have no access to my inbox, just webmail (accessing only emails over the last 24 hours), and I’m using his laptop which was my previous laptop. Full Story

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Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 09:26:07 December 23, 2010 09:26:07

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story