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Vampire Sex & spoilers

December 8, 2010 14:12:49 Posted at December 8, 2010 14:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in their bikinis so we’ll just go with images of how vampires have sex in True Blood – rough and hard and real(ish) instead of the vaginal rainbow blue ball version we’ve been given courtesy Stephenie Meyer. Full Story

Side-lean and imprinting

November 18, 2010 12:19:14 Posted at November 18, 2010 12:19:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise Jr attended the GQ Men of the Year party in Hollywood last night. As you can see, the side-leaning, while not so pronounced anymore, is still part of the Lautner pose technique. I’ve been asked often lately, after posting details about the Breaking Dawn Part 1 screenplay, how the Imprinting scene will work out in the film. Full Story

Honeymoon in Rio

November 8, 2010 08:44:56 Posted at November 8, 2010 08:44:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards have been tit bumping each other the last couple of days as photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been released of the two together in Brasil filming Breaking Dawn. Production has moved to Rio to shoot the exterior honeymoon scenes. Already there are some promising improvements. Full Story

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Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

November 1, 2010 08:32:40 Posted at November 1, 2010 08:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story

It’s time

October 18, 2010 13:32:40 Posted at October 18, 2010 13:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very well dressed, good-spirited Kristen Stewart attended Scream 2010 the other night to collect some awards for Twilight. My girl crush is alive and well. Stewart was joined on stage by co-stars Jackson Rathbone and Nikki Reed, also her ex best friend. Wonder how well that went over. Two years ago – Christ, has it been that long? – the two were inseparable. Full Story

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Kids in cabs

October 5, 2010 10:03:20 Posted at October 5, 2010 10:03:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been getting a lot of polite requests lately for Robert Pattinson. Bonus! Last night he took Kristen Stewart out for dinner at Ago...which now means that every f-ckin’ Twi-Hard hitting up Los Angeles has now added the restaurant to her “tour book”. As you can see, Pattinson, who was hirsute and frankly a little bloated several days ago is now clean-shaven, ready to resume work on the final installment(s) of the franchise so that he can say goodbye to that sh-t forever. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson sings in a room

August 6, 2010 08:33:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 08:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not bad. Pretty sounds good when he sings, non? He sings better than he acts although that’s probably not fair since so far his acting has been limited to Twilight and, well, there’s not much he can do with that sh-t. Video below: Robert Pattinson was recorded performing in a room as part of a project called Songs From A Room in support of emerging artists. Full Story

Now he’s saving puppies

July 8, 2010 12:51:32 Posted at July 8, 2010 12:51:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His hair cut has helped a lot, and now Robert Pattinson is rescuing puppies on the set of his next movie Water for Elephants – is this a campaign?!? And it looks like a Jack Russell Terrier too, not some designer canine butterfly so, yes, of course this is hot. Dog loving is hot. It’s one of the hottest things about Jacek, my husband, that he’s never met a dog that doesn’t totally fall in love with him. Full Story

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On Twilight Eclipse

July 5, 2010 12:19:00 Posted at July 5, 2010 12:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said earlier, Twilight Eclipse is the best comedy so far of the summer. Does it matter if that wasn’t the intended reaction? Not to me. Because Darren, Fiona, and I, we had a good time laughing our tits off. And isn’t this the point of going to the movies? To enjoy ourselves, even if the reason for the enjoyment doesn’t exactly reflect the film’s purpose? Frankly, after the atrocity that was Twilight New Moon, we needed some amusement. Full Story

Ashley Greene needs some tough love

June 28, 2010 11:44:42 Posted at June 28, 2010 11:44:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage her expectations. Full Story

Robert Pattinson next move

June 28, 2010 08:58:11 Posted at June 28, 2010 08:58:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. Full Story

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