Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch

June 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix.

Gary Oldman is the hotness. And Sirius Black is the Hotness, particularly at the end. SPOILER ALERT:

If you’ve read the book, you no doubt are aware what happens at the end at the Ministry of Magic. But before the end, we get a glimpse of Sirius the Wizard. Sirius a powerful wizard working his spells in defence of his godson. And this Sirius is a sexy beast.

Gary Oldman doing a half dance, flicking his hands about, kicking some Death Eater ass with glee – I’m telling you, I knew what was to happen and even still I quivered before I cried. You will love it. And you will love this quote – Gary on celebrity and on fame:

"I don"t have a publicist. Never had one. I don"t go to premieres. I don"t go to parties. I don"t covet the Oscar. I don"t want any of that. I don"t go out. I just have dinner at home every night with my kids. Being famous, that"s a whole other career. And I haven"t got any energy for it."

Coolest bitch ever…

See the movie – to me, of the five, it’s the best one yet. And funny that, Book 5 was probably my least favourite.

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