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Uma & Valentino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Valentino celebrated 45 years this weekend with a star-studded, extravagant, seemingly interminable celebration consisting of party after party after fashion show. One of the lowlights had to be Sienna Miller – more on that later. Among the highlights, as usual – Uma Thurman who chose light and pale shades throughout the festivities as illustrated by the three showings attached. Full Story

Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is the hotness. And Sirius Black is the Hotness, particularly at the end. Full Story

Uma & Tots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Uma Thurman at the beach with her 2 kids, participating in a little sand creativity. Cute, non? And holy breasts! Never thought of her as abundant in that area…you? Also love her body. An Amazon body but a healthy one, I think. One that doesn’t scream: I obsess over my healthy Amazon body, I just look like this naturally. Full Story

Best Red & Rehearsed: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

The loop around the neck is causing some controversy – being the superstitious bitch that I am, I personally wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the suggestion of a noose, though I suppose when it comes to a lot of things, including facial freezing, Nicole and I don’t exactly see eye to eye. Still, in terms of high fashion, in terms of how she brings it on these occasions and her unwillingness to play it safe, more often than not, I love Nicole’s style choices and last night was no exception. Full Story

Uma Uma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

At the moment, Uma Thurman sits atop my husband’s Freebie 5. And since Gwen Stefani’s pregnancy, she is the only member of his Freebie 5 - although I think the sales girl who sold him La Dauphine from the Christian Dior store the other day has probably gained entry. I can’t argue with any of his choices. Full Story

Thursday, May 11, 2006 Dear gossips, Yes. She"s pregnant. But she"s also still a master media manipulatrix. And in the world of smut, how many other young "uns can go boob to boob with Britney Spears??? Quick housekeeping item before the dish. I"ll be posting brief missives on the site while I"m in Europe but unable to send regular newsletter alerts to subscribers during my travels. So check and check often to get caught up. First stop: London. I"ll be there for the weekend stalking Posh. Wish me luck. In today"s issue: Britney rules the week, Lindsay Lohan - another day another dirty face, the Jakey debate yet again, Uma Thurman quivers my loins, a side by side Friend comparison, another split for Simpson, and some exclusive Rachel/Ryan scoop you won"t find anywhere else.
Sunday, March 26, 2006 Dear gossips, Whoever said that it was wrong to get over one love by finding another is full of sh*t. Trust me, it works every time. The problem is, it just doesn"t last. And it always happens when you least expect it to. Thursday night. I decided I needed a light and fluffy meaningless rental. So I hit up Blockbuster for the Uma Thurman straight to video flick called Prime. Hello Bryan Greenberg, goodbye Joaquin Phoenix. A couple of girls actually emailed me about this a few months ago, orgasmically panting about how hot the male lead was. Being the star snob that I am, I decided I didn"t recognise his name and ignored the heads up. Quite an oversight, as it turns out. The movie is average, the man is HOT. For an entire day, it was all Bryan, all the time. But then I made the mistake of googling him this weekend. Turns out he was on One Tree Hill. That was problem #1. Problem #2 is that his looks are hit and miss. Sometimes he"s decent, sometimes he"s just goofy. Problem #3? Ummm…no prospects of superstardom any time soon. Unfortunately, Bryan is clearly NOT the Prime character I fell in love with. Sigh. Which naturally brought me back to Joaquin. I will never betray him like that again. In today"s issue: Little Sci keeps us waiting, an update on Nicole and Keith, the truth about the Mortimer moniker, Britney and Kevin happy in Atlanta, Fergie celebrates without Josh?, discussing the Michael Douglas rumour, and a brand new smutty riddle.

Most Indifferent: Uma Thurman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

I almost – just almost – preferred the Swedish milkmaid ensemble from a couple of years ago to this bland, boring, and very un-Uma number she decided to throw on tonight. I looked at her and I couldn’t give a sh*t…which almost never happens when I look at Uma Thurman. Some red lipstick might have helped. Full Story

Kidman, Thurman, and Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

All three have been confirmed as Oscar presenters on March 5th. All three are thin, divorced, and dating anew. But upon closer examination? Hmmmm…let’s see. Uma and Nicole: Statuesque FILM ACTRESSES with several nominations between them. Jen Aniston: Not so much. So who’s the odd chin out???  Full Story

From Pamela A: Uma Thurman has thick skin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

How about Uma Thurman for the Thick Skinned beauty? Dear Pamela, Great guess. It certainly fits quite nicely, except that Ms. Thurman has a much healthier ego than our girl. And while she pretends she"s crazy, Uma is as far from loopy as it gets. Full Story