Golden Vagina Virgins
Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message.
So did Robert Pattinson decline?
They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune in.
There’s also a legitimate excuse. After all, the Jonas is releasing a film. A 3-D film! Something about their concert with doc footage from their tour. Why it has to be in 3-D is a mystery. Oh wait. Maybe because the music is irrelevant?
Am attaching photos of the purity siblings at their most formal from the Carousel of Hope Ball in October. Joe’s probably already working on his hair.
Photos from Flynetonline.com