Vagina Virgin running in purple

September 12, 2009 11:23:25 Posted at September 12, 2009 11:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto – they’re shooting some kind of tv movie in a small town outside of the city and come into the city on their down time. Everyone knows they’re staying in Yorkville. Everyone is in Yorkville. Yorkville is film festival central. And the girls have been stalking and chasing and screaming…

So Joe Jonas decided to go running outside the other day, surrounded by security, accompanied by his trainer, past the patrons on patios sipping coffee rolling their eyes at his, um, commitment to fitness.

No doubt, staying in shape is important.

But surely there’s a treadmill at the hotel, non?

Or… his driver could take him just 20 minutes away from the clusterf-ck of the busiest neighbourhood in town during the film festival to one of the trails in High Park? It’s better for your body running on a trail over pavement anyway…

But I don’t think this was the point.

In the woods, running in private, who would see him?

Yorkville is, like, the dumbest place to run. Ever.

And the Vagina Virgin put on his purple beater and went running.

Sure he’s not a famewhore.

Please.

Game ON.


Photos from John K / Todd G / Splashnewsonline.com

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