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The Daily Cry For Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Help her. Vanessa Minnillo – SO beautiful, SO lovely, SO brilliantly maneuvered her way into co-habitation with Nick Lachey, but the girl can’t shake the pageant fashion. Or the assy fashion. Check her out last night at a charity benefit wearing something…gasp!!!... that Jessica Simpson would wear. Full Story

Grammy Pageant Metallic: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Black. What’s wrong with black? Is it possible? Is it possible for Vanessa Minnillo to walk a carpet without blinding glitter? Would one matte choice send her over the edge? Or is that too much to ask? Granted, it’s not the worst ever. Full Story

Worst Rossum: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Seriously y’all…I am done with Vanessa Minnillo. Done, over, sick, Rossum! Is it at all possible for this girl to wear anything other than orange? Or gold? Or teal? With sequins and pearls and rhinestones and a Miss America sash with gleaming white teeth? Question: What is wrong with black? Answer: There is nothing wrong with black. Full Story

Nick & Miss Vanessa: MTV PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation at Nick’s resistance, I reported that HE was actually the one calling out for months, and for the sake of saving face and to help her play out a “strong woman” façade, he agreed to pretend subsequently coming out on top when it was all said and done. Full Story

Lilo: Rock "n" Roll Pageant Fashion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Is it the new black? Yesterday Vanessa Minnillo today Lilo in Paris for the opening of Tommy Hilfiger"s store. And unless Tommy is designing for Miss America, something tells me she"s not wearing one of his. For that matter, I have no idea what the f-ck she is wearing but it sucks ass. Full Story

Vanessa Minnillo: pageant fashion forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

Sweet Goddess. This girl is SOOOO beautiful. She is SOOOO cute. She is sweet, she is playing her game perfectly with Nick Lachey...and yet, and yet. Time and again the Beauty Queen shines though. At the Emmys at the VMAs and now at the Hennessy Event in NYC, a silver sparkly mess, obviously an attempt at funky jeans that failed miserably. Full Story

Most Budget: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

What do they say? You can take the girl outta the pageant but you can’t take the pageant outta the girl? I suppose it’s not as bad as her Emmy nightmare but isn’t that like comparing diarrhea to sh*t? Sorry for the crass and yet it had to be said: Nick Lachey digs girls who dig low classy clothes. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

Don’t ask me what she was doing there. I have no idea. Nor do I care. But I’m beginning to think she’s bitten off a bit too much Jessica and can’t find her way home. What in the name of good taste is this??? Tacky, loud, cheap, this sh*t is worse than a regular mall…this sh*t is what I call Chinese Mall, and if you’ve never had the pleasure, I suggest you drive out to a suburb and get your groove on. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss MTV TRL??? Absolutely f&cking NOT!!! And Ew. Don"t get me started on Jesse Metcalfe. Full Story

Thursday, August 3, 2006 Dear gossips, Forgive me. I write this sh*t at all hours of the night, so sometimes I"m a bit forgetful. Turning 33 in a month doesn"t help either. Apologies about omitting the Gosling/McAdams article - you"ll find it down below. In today"s short issue: a disease for Kevin, Paris romances the Stav, much love for Minnillo manipulation, Brad"s return to hot, et Zizou encore une fois!

Nick finds his girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

I gotta give it to Vanessa Minnillo. So many young girls these days make what I like to call the “hot air” mistake, charging in all roaring and shakin’ and “girl power” crazy, fingers snapping, weaves swaying, thinking that this is what sets them apart, believing that a tough attitude will distinguish them from the soft, supple sirens that stereotypically come a dime a dozen. Full Story