Not the future Mrs Depp

May 1, 2014 17:02:35 Posted at May 1, 2014 17:02:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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CHP /Diane Cohen /FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

This is Vanessa Paradis arriving at a French talk show in Paris yesterday getting creative with her short hair. And some shots of her from a couple of weeks ago in NYC at a premiere. Looking cool as f-ck.

Vanessa is 41 years old. Johnny Depp aged her out. And proceeded to become more and more and more embarrassing with his “chick ring”, his ripped hat, his parachute pants, and derivative medieval themed engagement parties. I find that pretty satisfying. You don’t need me to say anymore, do you?

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