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Karl’s girls and couples dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 09:42:54 May 11, 2010 09:42:54

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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Brad & Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 09:53:00 April 28, 2010 09:53:00

Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve been with him throughout the duration of almost the entire shoot. Full Story

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Vanessa is not Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 10:22:48 March 4, 2010 10:22:48

The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. Full Story

She should have been enough

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 12:43:14 February 10, 2010 12:43:14

Not really sure why Kate Bosworth had to be at that Chanel event last night when Vanessa Paradis was there. She’s only, like, the coolest sh-t ever. And more chic and steeze than anything that Bosworth twat can snort. This is of course is why Johnny Depp couldn’t help himself. This is why she became his and he hers. Full Story

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So rare, so good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 12:07:54 February 26, 2009 12:07:54

Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been months since the last candids. Full Story

Thankful for Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:33:17 October 13, 2008 07:33:17

And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that is guarded fiercely. Sigh. And he adores her. Full Story

Johnny Wet & Sweaty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 06:29:37 September 2, 2008 06:29:37

While Granny Freeze and Madonna desperate try to hold back time with Botox, yoga, and thousand dollar elixirs, chainsmoking Johnny Depp somehow manages to stay exactly the same… It’s the genes. Quiver over your Lifetime Man, in Florida the other night reuniting with his band The Kids for a charity concert. Full Story

Johnny’s Father’s Day Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 06:49:14 June 16, 2008 06:49:14

Who’s the hotter Hollywood dad? Brad or Depp? The Brange has been undercover for several days now, perhaps nesting before the birth of the Holy Twins, so it was the elusive Johnny Depp who arrived on Saturday in California where he spent Father’s Day weekend before heading back to Chicago to resume work on Public Enemies. Full Story

Johnny Watching Vanessa Watching Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 12:07:01 March 27, 2008 12:07:01

Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people milling about all the time during a shoot, suspend cynicism for a moment and imagine it’s just Johnny behind the camera watching Vanessa watching him. Full Story

Pas Encore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 11:38:51 March 13, 2008 11:38:51

Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an offer on the house to all other potential buyers the house is immediately off the market, sadly this one (at least the one mentioned by Us Weekly) is still on the market. Full Story