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French Obsessed

March 10, 2008 15:05:54 Posted at March 10, 2008 15:05:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Between Marion Cotillard and Vanessa Paradis, it is full on French Heaven these days. Can’t decide whose life I covet more: Marion has an Oscar and Guillaume Canet and she looks the way she looks but Vanessa has Johnny and her amazing gap teeth and that je ne sais quoi – like here winning best female pop song at the Victoires de la Musique on Saturday in a beater and a polka dot tie and suspenders. Full Story

Sweet Depp Porn

March 5, 2008 15:03:46 Posted at March 5, 2008 15:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story

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Her Boyfriend

February 29, 2008 08:26:15 Posted at February 29, 2008 08:26:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine? Can you imagine calling Johnny Depp “my boyfriend”? F*ck! An interview with Vanessa Paradis a few weeks ago on style and fashion… Hate her! Love her! And she loves Feist! How I get dressed Singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, 35, on individual style, Johnny Depp and vintage Interview by Neil Norman Sunday February 10, 2008 The Observer I don"t think that much about fashion. Full Story

Best Oscar Porn: Johnny & Vanessa

February 26, 2008 07:11:00 Posted at February 26, 2008 07:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hers was my favourite black dress – beautifully constructed, up close you could see the gathers, and the way it fit around her waist was amazing. It was the first time I’d seen them together… was well worth the wait. Between Johnny and Vanessa, it’s not really porn like Pitt Porn - the kind of porn that causes a hush along a press line, or the kind of porn that makes evened seasoned journalists giddy – but rather a sweetness that affirms it is possible to find something authentic in a town that is for the most part so full of sh*t. Full Story

Leather Pants & Sequins

January 27, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 27, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Johnny’s girl. Vanessa Paradis at the NRJ Awards making leather pants look chic and also making a fool out of anyone else who wants to try it. Want to flog myself for not appreciating her sooner. For criminally criticising her past Oscar originality. The shame! Depps will be a highlight at the Kodak this year. Full Story

Paris Paradis

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting her new album. Full Story

Matching #1s

October 19, 2007 13:02:03 Posted at October 19, 2007 13:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Below attached is the album cover for Divindylle, the new release from Vanessa Paradis. Also included are promotional photos for the album.

So who painted this piece – an imitation, if you will, of the work of Gustav Klimt who is one of Vanessa’s favourite artists?

Johnny…that’s who.

You’re quivering even harder now, aren’t you?

But…ahem… does it look a little like KM? Just asking. And thanks to Yvonne in Hong Kong for sending it along.

In Rainbows… Radiohead… been listening for 24 hours straight. It gets better every time - killer music to go along with a killer book. Am intensely in love with a new book. So intense that if the book were a man, I’d drop my entire life and run off with him…you know how that is? Am tempted to stay in bed all day and finish.

Le sigh.

Unfortunately, Chicken Fried has other plans.

Thursday – blogging all day long!

Yours in gossip,



The Daily Gorgessity: Vanessa Paradis

August 28, 2007 09:27:46 Posted at August 28, 2007 09:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I"m a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman who dresses off centre, of course our Johnny would never end up with the prom queen, of course Vanessa Paradis is his perfect match. Full Story

Hotness on Holiday

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story