Becks & The Queen?
Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride.
A Beckham Scientological Sandwich?
While on promo for Wild Hogs in London, John gushed:
"I was so excited when I learned David Beckham was moving to LA. He can teach me soccer - and I"ll teach him to fly my plane."
Now if he pops c*ckstands during massages, can you imagine what John Travolta would do with David Beckham in his cockpit? Lame, I know. But couldn’t resist …please forgive?