The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what the f&CK is up with the hair??? Is it crimped? It is even washed? And third – was this a shoestring budget? Are we barely holding our designer sh*t together here? Because ANY one of their weird S&M Vogue photos would have been an improvement on this…here, I’ll give you a few examples. See what I mean? Trust me, I don’t take pleasure in slagging my Beckhams, I don’t find this amusing at all. But not even I can resist the urge to scream it at the top of the my lungs: pure CHAV for life! Fragrance photo from
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