Victoria Beckham: behind the concrete tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00
CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK You love them and you hate them – the manifestation of the patented Beckham Chav sitting like a shelf on the Posh chest, obnoxious yet irresistible, the very formula for our fascination about her everything: her body, her clothes, her c*cksucking pout, her ridiculous play for attention every time she goes out. I worship Victoria and I never, ever want her to change. But beneath the overbronze and the plastic, beneath the endless Giambattista Valli, there is obviously a very insecure girl, a girl who tortured herself because she wasn’t thin enough for ballet when she was younger, who admits to having low self esteem until the love of her husband saved her soul, who has had to endure allegation after allegation of infidelity with an endless line-up of attractive women who curiously embody, physically anyway, everything she isn’t anymore: lush, curvy bodies, flouncy, bouncy boobs, in-your-face naughty kittens who actually look like they can have a good sweaty roll in the sack. Check it out - Rebecca Loos, the most irrefutable affair of all the affairs, David supposedly seduced her in Spain and she of course chronicled their steamy encounter in full detail to the UK tabloids after the Beckhams tried to call her a liar. Slut yes. Liar…unfortunately not. Also bisexual and a bombshell in the sack and a shameless opportunist too, as you can see from these new “paparazzi” photos of her frolicking on the beach with her new man showing off her new tits. It wasn’t an official shoot but it may as well have been, though I suppose a breast enhancement this good resulting in such “natural” results probably does deserve its own photographer – same goes for her body. So can you imagine how all this might eat away at her psyche? Even though, with a little food and a little less contrived packaging, Victoria could probably look just as good, but if you were to waste your time psychologising Posh Spice, can’t you just see her seeing these and restricting her diet even more? Making the concrete even more rigid, the face even stonier, the lips even plumper? On the other hand, can’t you totally see David flipping open the paper to wistfully admire what he once goosed…perhaps longing for another piece? MUCH more of this in LA for sure… and his wife will handle it by shopping her tits off. Sigh. Behind the purchases, there is a lot of pain…so have pity on the Posh? For many more pics of Rebecca and her glorious ladies, check out NOTW - enjoy!

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