Celebrating his birthday in Australia.
The Sexiest Man Alive curse is clearly kicking him hard and I don’t care how hot he used to be, you couldn’t pay with me David Beckham for a go at this greasy monkey.
Doesn’t look like Penelope Cruz is looking back either. Check out beautiful Pene from a photo shoot taken yesterday. Dark brown is such a refreshing change to blonde and dumb everywhere in Hollywood, non?
Too bad she’s a Scientological sympathizer. If not for that Thetan-sized flaw, P would be The Love List.
Never mind the disastrous spell of the SMA, the GMD curse is so much more powerful, savvy?