TomKat: the countdown

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
What DON’T you know about this wedding? Per Page Six, the Scientological ceremony will go down Saturday at the Castello Odeascalchi overlooking Lake Bracciano north of Rome. Wedding party to be dressed by Armani, John Travolta will be shuttling many guests in on his private plane, and now Andrea Bocelli will be serenading Katie down the aisle. I had the same at my wedding – not Andrea but a student opera singer and in light of the Cruise copy, is that a good thing or a bad thing??? Sorry, I digress. Jim Carrey is now rumoured to be attending (per Ted Casablanca) as well as Victoria Beckham – at press time minus David – and I’ve just heard that Will Smith is trying to get his sched rearranged so that he can pop over as well. As for the vows – don’t forget the arcane practices of the Church and its archaic approach to women during the marriage ceremony. “Girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat.” - and so The Sun is reporting that the GMD will indeed present his prisoner with a comb and a cat on their glorious day… what any bride would want on her wedding day, non? But still the MiniVan Majority is squealing with anticipation. Cruise is the new Witherspoon, Katie is the new Jen, and at the rate this is going – Fox News will probably get the television rights to air the damn thing in primetime this weekend…praise Thetan, ah-Xenu. Source and Source
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