Posehard pose-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 10:58:15 May 5, 2009 10:58:15

When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery?

Maybe we need a new poll.

Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll.

Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head.

Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. It’s the best way to show off some back bones. Are you enjoying her backbones?

As for Victoria…

An improvement on last year, for sure. It’s ok, I guess. I’m not writhing on my bed about it or anything. Beyonce wore something similar a couple of weeks ago at the Obsessed premiere. Posh’s is better, only because there’s no tutu around the waist. Go back and look at the problem with B’s tutu.

Sorry. Slap me in the face. How dare I deviate from Mrs Beckham when she already had to share with Snapface Renee.

The problem with Mrs Beckham, as is always the case, is that Mrs Beckham gave it so much thought. She’s already picked it and she’s STILL thinking about it. She probably woke up thinking about it. You can see her thinking about it. Posh keeps saying fashion is fun. Fashion doesn’t seem fun for her.

Photos from Wenn.com and Gettyimages.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

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