Posh on sex, burgers, and her tan

November 19, 2009 13:12:27 Posted at November 19, 2009 13:12:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really love that the source article for this post is filed under “Healthy Lifestyle”. Victoria Beckham? What?

It’s from Us Weekly – click here for more. Posh’s interview with Allure. She claims she prefers sex to sleep because she shares a bed with David Beckham but…

Not sure if I buy this.

Posh is too vain to let it go. You need to let it go during sex. Can you imagine her letting it go?

As for the choice between salad or fries:

"I'm not going to lie -- I'm not one of those people that says, 'Oh, I eat hamburgers.'"

Where is the joy in her life? I get it that thin takes maintenance. But where is the joy? Food is joy. Joy is irrelevant. She’s smaller than a size 0. Joy can f-ck off.

As for her orangeness…

She claims she’s natural:

"I don't self-tan anymore. It's frustrating when people criticize my color. It's the color that I am! I wear sunblock, but I live in a hot climate."

Like she spends so much time outdoors.

Here’s Victoria in London today, Heathrow is her catwalk.

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Gotcha Images/Splashnewsonline.com

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