Downsized for Marc?

November 28, 2007 07:49:19 Posted at November 28, 2007 07:49:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fashionista.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham is indeed the new face of Marc Jacobs for Spring 2008. Chav is in for 2008!

This is of course a mayjah coup for Posh given Marc’s reputation and his popularity. And a mayjah slap in the face to British pundits who prematurely pronounced the Beckham’s American arrival a failure.

The UK tabloids have however pointed out a curious change – seems like Mrs Beckham has downsized her concrete tits. Actually, judging from her appearance the other night at Dancing with the Stars, there are no more concrete tits!

And she does look SO much better without them. SO much more natural. Marc’s influence is already making a difference, non?

But I do miss the concrete tits. Posh without the concrete tits is like Emmy without the Rossum. Or Paris Hilton without a c*ck in her mouth. It just doesn’t make sense.

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