All Bones and No Toe
Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe!
Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went shopping… because there really is nothing to buy in LA. Of course she dressed for the occasion, aspiring to look extra emaciated for the paps.
These must be her skinny pants. We all have skinny pants, you know? On days when you’re feeling particularly unbloated?
It must have been a good week of not eating. She was proud of herself. And she rewarded herself, as we all should when we’ve starved properly.