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Robo Babysitter

March 23, 2009 07:17:02 Posted at March 23, 2009 07:17:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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Posh expansion

March 20, 2009 12:18:40 Posted at March 20, 2009 12:18:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’s body? Anyway, Posh went out for dinner to Nobu last night with Katie Holmes in Hollywood. Full Story

Let your heart bleed for Posh

March 18, 2009 12:32:38 Posted at March 18, 2009 12:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, he looks like he’s enjoying himself. Full Story

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Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

March 17, 2009 15:00:04 Posted at March 17, 2009 15:00:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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Just another five pounds

March 10, 2009 06:45:23 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:45:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? There is no such thing as undereating. Full Story

Becks gets and pays for what he wants

March 9, 2009 06:41:41 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:41:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to the Galaxy in the US for the second part of their season. Full Story

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Look at what I bought!

March 6, 2009 07:01:07 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:01:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable. Full Story

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Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham

February 24, 2009 16:55:00 Posted at February 24, 2009 16:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the Oscars. You saw that napkin. Full Story

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Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham

February 23, 2009 10:41:08 Posted at February 23, 2009 10:41:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen of Them All. Full Story

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Posh as it grows

February 18, 2009 07:03:36 Posted at February 18, 2009 07:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tired of getting out-thinned by Lindsay Lohan lately, Victoria Beckham showed up at the Armani store opening in New York last night with a retaliatory skinny salvo! Who dares challenge her starvation throne? As you can see, she is reclaiming her rightful spot at the top of the emaciated mountain. As you can also see, Posh’s hair is growing ever so slowly, evolving into a shaggier version of her pert little pixie…and I love it so much. Full Story

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Summit bound

February 6, 2009 07:41:36 Posted at February 6, 2009 07:41:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA Galaxy to decide whether or not to allow this. Full Story