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What she’s most proud of…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 11:44:59 May 6, 2009 11:44:59

Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For now then, Posh will simply have to satisfy herself with her new Armani underwear ads, unveiled today at Macy’s Herald Square in New York. Full Story

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Posehard pose-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 10:58:15 May 5, 2009 10:58:15

When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. It’s the best way to show off some back bones. Full Story

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Birthday Glum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 07:49:42 April 16, 2009 07:49:42

Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: Shauna Sand was allowed entry at Cecconi’s the night before. Full Story

Hot Easter Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2009 11:17:35 April 10, 2009 11:17:35

In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 cats, a dog, 8 adults, one house, and hopefully a lot of alcohol. Full Story

Posh Sponge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 13:23:23 April 8, 2009 13:23:23

Were you excited? No… Not a posh sponge. But a Sponge Posh. Or, more accurately, a SpongeBob Posh. People.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham will be guest voicing on the show in the summer for one episode. Full Story

Robo Babysitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 07:17:02 March 23, 2009 07:17:02

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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Posh expansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 12:18:40 March 20, 2009 12:18:40

In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’s body? Anyway, Posh went out for dinner to Nobu last night with Katie Holmes in Hollywood. Full Story

Let your heart bleed for Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 12:32:38 March 18, 2009 12:32:38

Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, he looks like he’s enjoying himself. Full Story

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Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 15:00:04 March 17, 2009 15:00:04

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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Just another five pounds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 06:45:23 March 10, 2009 06:45:23

It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? There is no such thing as undereating. Full Story

Becks gets and pays for what he wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:41:41 March 9, 2009 06:41:41

David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to the Galaxy in the US for the second part of their season. Full Story

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