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Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

March 17, 2009 15:00:04 Posted at March 17, 2009 15:00:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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Just another five pounds

March 10, 2009 06:45:23 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:45:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? There is no such thing as undereating. Full Story

Becks gets and pays for what he wants

March 9, 2009 06:41:41 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:41:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to the Galaxy in the US for the second part of their season. Full Story

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Look at what I bought!

March 6, 2009 07:01:07 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:01:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable. Full Story

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Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham

February 24, 2009 16:55:00 Posted at February 24, 2009 16:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the Oscars. You saw that napkin. Full Story

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Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham

February 23, 2009 10:41:08 Posted at February 23, 2009 10:41:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen of Them All. Full Story

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Posh as it grows

February 18, 2009 07:03:36 Posted at February 18, 2009 07:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tired of getting out-thinned by Lindsay Lohan lately, Victoria Beckham showed up at the Armani store opening in New York last night with a retaliatory skinny salvo! Who dares challenge her starvation throne? As you can see, she is reclaiming her rightful spot at the top of the emaciated mountain. As you can also see, Posh’s hair is growing ever so slowly, evolving into a shaggier version of her pert little pixie…and I love it so much. Full Story

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Summit bound

February 6, 2009 07:41:36 Posted at February 6, 2009 07:41:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA Galaxy to decide whether or not to allow this. Full Story

Adele > Posh!

February 3, 2009 13:47:00 Posted at February 3, 2009 13:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Annie Leibovitz just shot Adele for a spread in Vogue. Anna Wintour loved her so much – well… love is a strong word, Anna doesn’t love anything, let’s say enjoyed – Anna Wintour enjoyed her so much she’s also styling Adele for the Grammys this weekend. Full Story

Ricky hates Ebola and Posh!

February 2, 2009 12:04:37 Posted at February 2, 2009 12:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I'm sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. Full Story

Two games, two goals, two teams

January 29, 2009 07:06:54 Posted at January 29, 2009 07:06:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two months. He has admitted that he’s considering staying Full Story

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