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Another reason not to eat

October 29, 2008 11:15:23 Posted at October 29, 2008 11:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Armani was the man. Then he made the ugliest dress for Katie Holmes’s wedding and now most of the designs coming out of Armani Prive look like they’ve been inspired by Tina Knowles. It’s embarrassing. One blip of a bright light? Becks starring in the underwear ad campaign. Full Story

Bunion Break!

October 27, 2008 13:47:32 Posted at October 27, 2008 13:47:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and golf clap occasionally, in flip flops and David’s jeans. Full Story

You Promise?

October 27, 2008 11:39:00 Posted at October 27, 2008 11:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going to stay." Can you tell your wife too? David also tells the magazine Full Story

Becks Milan, Posh India

October 23, 2008 08:58:00 Posted at October 23, 2008 08:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard, David Beckham is reportedly joining AC Milan on loan to play this winter so that he can keep his eligibility…something like that. The technical details for the purposes of this column are not important. What is important is that it looks like the Beckhams are headed to Italy where Victoria can pretty much move in with D&G and David can have his way with luscious women who won’t die after consuming carbohydrates. Full Story

Animé or Boy Band?

October 20, 2008 08:15:44 Posted at October 20, 2008 08:15:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mr and Mrs Beckham found themselves in the same city at the same time on Friday night – it’s been hard for the couple to spend quality time together these days…so they took the opportunity to go out for dinner and get photographed in London. Knowing however that the tabloids have been consumed these days by Madonna’s divorce – the Beckhams made it past the cursed 7 years – Posh pulled out the conversation stoppers, just in case added insurance was required for publication. Full Story

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Posh Animé

October 16, 2008 11:30:20 Posted at October 16, 2008 11:30:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh was in Germany yesterday promoting her jeans, trying harder than f-ck to sell her style. What is the Victoria Beckham style? Everybody says her style is Alien. I say her style is becoming Animé. She looks like a Japanese cartoon. Those angles on her face making her eyes all buggy, a distinct air of androgyny about her body, never any round edges, pointy winged shoulders, and legs that always flare out by the feet… Scary thing is, especially when she’s wearing black, some animé characters actually look fatter than she is. Full Story

Another airport classic

October 14, 2008 07:14:38 Posted at October 14, 2008 07:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn What? Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight? You mean you don’t? Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a plane only to find no paps greeting her on the other side? To go to all that effort, starve herself for 9 hours from LA to London, for no f&cking reason and, worse still, no f&cking audience? Please. Full Story

Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh!

October 9, 2008 08:15:00 Posted at October 9, 2008 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, when she was hanging out with Nicole Richie, but these days it’s a mess from head to toe. Full Story

Friends with Gwen

October 7, 2008 14:12:00 Posted at October 7, 2008 14:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for 100 guests. Dance party! Super fun! The dance floor was set up outside, Gavin apparently arranged everything, and People reports Full Story

Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos

October 5, 2008 09:22:18 Posted at October 5, 2008 09:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. Full Story

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The Porn Pretenders

October 5, 2008 09:14:00 Posted at October 5, 2008 09:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story