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It Laughs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 11:54:57 July 18, 2008 11:54:57

Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is the most brilliant beautiful man ever, would say: Wonder if Victoria B has starvation breath? You know how people who don"t eat have halitosis? Bet your concrete tits it"d be sweeter to kiss a girl 20 pounds heavier. Full Story

Bride Hair at the ESPYs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 06:42:30 July 17, 2008 06:42:30

Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.” And still she decided to get her hair done at Dolly Parton’s salon from Steel Magnolias. Full Story

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Becks and the Ordinary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:57:57 July 15, 2008 07:57:57

She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The best? Is orange and emaciated the new definition of the best? The real best would be another 15 pounds, a smile once in a while, and no concrete tits. Full Story

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Please Posh…come back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 12:28:50 July 8, 2008 12:28:50

The world has been lamentably Posh-less of late. For some reason, Victoria Beckham has been laying low, perhaps suggesting that she’s a little more realistically self aware than we give her credit for. But Victoria arrived in London today with Romeo and Cruz looking the best she has in a long time, if not a little…crisp. Full Story

The GMD’s personal pick-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:52:00 July 7, 2008 06:52:00

David and Victoria Beckham and their boys flew via private plane to Telluride yesterday to join the Tom Cruise on his ranch for a short visit. As you can see, the GMD personally arrived to pick up the party, especially excited that he and David would be sleeping a few doors down from each other, at least for a couple of nights. Full Story

Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 10:56:18 June 30, 2008 10:56:18

The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story

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One more and in colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:20:35 June 19, 2008 06:20:35

Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. Full Story

Ghetto Goes Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 07:11:40 June 17, 2008 07:11:40

The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever. Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. Full Story

Courtside with Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 06:29:29 June 16, 2008 06:29:29

When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 of their best paparazzi friends. Full Story

The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 06:23:25 June 12, 2008 06:23:25

The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that Victoria Beckham did not want to be photographed? Please. Full Story

Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 09:25:12 June 5, 2008 09:25:12

Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way into Anna Wintour’s office for an appearance in Vogue. Full Story