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Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game

March 31, 2008 09:23:31 Posted at March 31, 2008 09:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her mother’s birthday in London – more on that later. Full Story

Wax Posh is Too Fat!

March 31, 2008 06:37:53 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madame Tussaud limited edition wax figures of the Beckhams featured in Washington DC at the Cherry Blossom Soccer Tournament: David’s likeness is kinda off, his face is much less...filled. Victoria’s on the other hand is pretty perfect. She does look like this. Except… Skinnier. Which is why she would not approve. Full Story

Sweet Valley Smaller

March 28, 2008 10:01:54 Posted at March 28, 2008 10:01:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, don’t you? Francine Pascal’s Sweet Valley High is being reissued by Random House to capitalise on the current generation of Gossip Girl/The Hills obsessed tweens…with one small, teeny tiny difference: in the original series, the twins were “perfect size 6’s”. Full Story

Century Becks

March 27, 2008 07:59:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 07:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Bad Skin vs Chubb

March 26, 2008 07:42:11 Posted at March 26, 2008 07:42:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After seeing these photos of Victoria Beckham yesterday, my friend Beth, a doctor who focuses extra on girly issues, sent me the following: “Acne is worse when malnourished or stressed. Full Story

All Bones and No Toe

March 25, 2008 14:17:00 Posted at March 25, 2008 14:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe! Love her. Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went shopping… because there really is nothing to buy in LA. Full Story

The Gift That’s Too Tight

March 24, 2008 12:17:48 Posted at March 24, 2008 12:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same rumour you started? Mindtwister. Full Story

Dining with Posh… and do they swing?

March 24, 2008 06:16:15 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual is overdressed…but on this occasion, I suppose you can’t blame her. Full Story

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Shopping with Posh

March 24, 2008 06:08:38 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:08:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last year about the pap flashes affecting his epilepsy? Don’t forget though, she did say very recently in an interview with British Vogue that she’s only photographed when she wants to be photographed. Full Story

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Bai Ling is Posh?

March 21, 2008 14:43:19 Posted at March 21, 2008 14:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new Marc Jacobs ad featuring Victoria Beckham, ostensibly the worst of the lot. Because it looks like Marc has found inspiration in skank Asian ass. The kind of skank Asian ass found in seedy massage parlour rub’n’tugs boasting the skills of 15 year old illegal immigrants straight off the boat. Full Story