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Courtside Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:12:41 April 11, 2008 08:12:41

David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and works every time! As usual, Becks is hot. Full Story

Beckham Porn at Elton John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 06:51:55 April 7, 2008 06:51:55

Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very sweet. Full Story

Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 09:23:31 March 31, 2008 09:23:31

Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her mother’s birthday in London – more on that later. Full Story

Wax Posh is Too Fat!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:37:53 March 31, 2008 06:37:53

Madame Tussaud limited edition wax figures of the Beckhams featured in Washington DC at the Cherry Blossom Soccer Tournament: David’s likeness is kinda off, his face is much less...filled. Victoria’s on the other hand is pretty perfect. She does look like this. Except… Skinnier. Which is why she would not approve. Full Story

Sweet Valley Smaller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2008 10:01:54 March 28, 2008 10:01:54

You remember Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, don’t you? Francine Pascal’s Sweet Valley High is being reissued by Random House to capitalise on the current generation of Gossip Girl/The Hills obsessed tweens…with one small, teeny tiny difference: in the original series, the twins were “perfect size 6’s”. Full Story

Century Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:59:00 March 27, 2008 07:59:00

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Bad Skin vs Chubb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 07:42:11 March 26, 2008 07:42:11

After seeing these photos of Victoria Beckham yesterday, my friend Beth, a doctor who focuses extra on girly issues, sent me the following: “Acne is worse when malnourished or stressed. Full Story

All Bones and No Toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2008 14:17:00 March 25, 2008 14:17:00

Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe! Love her. Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went shopping… because there really is nothing to buy in LA. Full Story

The Gift That’s Too Tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 12:17:48 March 24, 2008 12:17:48

Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same rumour you started? Mindtwister. Full Story

Dining with Posh… and do they swing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:16:15 March 24, 2008 06:16:15

David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual is overdressed…but on this occasion, I suppose you can’t blame her. Full Story

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