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Century Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:59:00 March 27, 2008 07:59:00

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Bad Skin vs Chubb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 07:42:11 March 26, 2008 07:42:11

After seeing these photos of Victoria Beckham yesterday, my friend Beth, a doctor who focuses extra on girly issues, sent me the following: “Acne is worse when malnourished or stressed. Full Story

All Bones and No Toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2008 14:17:00 March 25, 2008 14:17:00

Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe! Love her. Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went shopping… because there really is nothing to buy in LA. Full Story

The Gift That’s Too Tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 12:17:48 March 24, 2008 12:17:48

Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same rumour you started? Mindtwister. Full Story

Dining with Posh… and do they swing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:16:15 March 24, 2008 06:16:15

David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual is overdressed…but on this occasion, I suppose you can’t blame her. Full Story

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Shopping with Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:08:38 March 24, 2008 06:08:38

Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last year about the pap flashes affecting his epilepsy? Don’t forget though, she did say very recently in an interview with British Vogue that she’s only photographed when she wants to be photographed. Full Story

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Bai Ling is Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 14:43:19 March 21, 2008 14:43:19

A new Marc Jacobs ad featuring Victoria Beckham, ostensibly the worst of the lot. Because it looks like Marc has found inspiration in skank Asian ass. The kind of skank Asian ass found in seedy massage parlour rub’n’tugs boasting the skills of 15 year old illegal immigrants straight off the boat. Full Story

Robobride & Mr Armani

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 13:01:28 March 19, 2008 13:01:28

After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. Full Story

Chav on Wheels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 11:20:00 March 11, 2008 11:20:00

Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story

How Brits Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 10:24:00 March 10, 2008 10:24:00

No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the crack of dawn. And, given that I never go to the gym, suggesting that I would be there because, obviously, I need to work off some weight. Full Story

Posh Makes Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:27:40 March 7, 2008 07:27:40

Not US Vogue…yet… but UK Vogue isn’t too shabby, especially since they hate her so much over there. Hate the cover, love the shot inside. The profile, the soft waves in her hair… it’s fresh hair and clean and classic and not over fashion-y, though I’ve always had a thing against her nails. Full Story