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Grey & Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:46:02 January 2, 2008 04:46:02

I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’t help all those pointy angles. Full Story

Spice Kids on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2007 06:45:57 December 20, 2007 06:45:57

The other night in London – the Spice Girls were joined onstage by their children, with the exception of Ginger’s Bluebell who may be still recovering from chicken pox, all the baby Spices made an appearance including all three Beckham boys wearing t-shirts with POSH emblazoned across the front. Full Story

Flats Are Evil: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 08:28:06 December 18, 2007 08:28:06

Remember when Victoria threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game… in wedge runners??? If there is one moment that epitomises her plastic campy perfection, this had to be it. How can you not love it? How can you not love her? Or how can you not love hating her? She is a celebrity dream, a gay’s wet dream, and every gossip’s go-to girl for smut that always delivers without being sad. Full Story

Posh & Becks underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:23:19 December 17, 2007 08:23:19

More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story

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Posh Flesh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

Many of you have emailed about these photos in the Daily Mail – of Posh on stage in London oozing, literally, out of her Cavalli. Like the images of her saggy legs Full Story

Spice Doc

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 12:30:50 December 13, 2007 12:30:50

Giving You Everything is the Spice Girls one hour documentary airing next week narrated by the girls themselves over the course of the last few months leading up to their reunion tour with exclusive backstage access and archival footage. You’d think it would be typical campy snap and pop. But surprisingly, the Spices were willing to dig deep, discussing eating disorders, catfights, and more. Full Story

Air Spice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 00:00:00 December 13, 2007 00:00:00

Spice Girls were at Heathrow today to open Virgin Atlantic’s new terminal at the airport. Poor Baby Emma has been hobbled after tripping on stage during the concert the other night. The girls’ multi-date run in London begins in a few which means they’ll be spending Christmas back in England. Full Story

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Beckham Porn in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 11:29:24 December 12, 2007 11:29:24

Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? Word is they were ensconced inside a private room for 3 long hours doing … no one knows what. Full Story

They Don’t Make ‘Em…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 00:00:00 December 12, 2007 00:00:00

Like they used to. There will be young gossips coming to this site today who’ll take one look at the photos, note it’s Jack Nicholson…and quickly move on. Ugh, they’ll say. Who cares? And then it’s back to The Hills, the Lauren Conrads, the Brody Jenners, the High School Musicals… the Laurens and the Zac Efrons and so many other tv twats and Hollywood skanks who can barely communicate thought into coherent, grammatically correct sentences and who almost never have anything interesting to say. Full Story

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Posh on Larry King Live – did you watch? Amazing how one person can keep her chin dipped at the same angle towards camera, even while talking, for almost an hour. At one point, near the end, she went off on a long rant about how hard she works, being the “creative director” for DVB and all, repeating the fact that she’s “creative director” at every opportunity. This is when I lost my sh*t. Because Larry stopped listening. He may have even nodded off. Was priceless. The woman is so far up her own ass, it’s endlessly amusing.

As for whether or not she’s pregnant – she made a point of, just before insisting she doesn’t read tabloids, announcing that LaLa Beckham is not on her way, even though some hardcore fans are adamant that Geri told the audience “she’s pregnant!” on stage during one of the Spice shows last week. To me it sounds like she’s saying “She’s Mrs Beckham!” – click here for the clip.

The Spices tour until April. Which means that if she actually were expecting, she’d be well showing before the end… and if you recall, while she was carrying Cruz, Victoria covered up the entire time. She does not like being seen looking any less than a size double 0. So would the disciplined Victoria Beckham, who controls her diet with an iron stomach, who is vain beyond vain – would Victoria Beckham actually wear maternity clothing on stage?

Not the Victoria I know.

Thursday, online all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Susie on getting engaged… under the Christmas tree!

PPS. And to Em from Nat who loves you even though she doesn’t get Harry Potter. WTF???

PPS. My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.