Victoria Beckham Gossip
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Remember when Victoria threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game… in wedge runners??? If there is one moment that epitomises her plastic campy perfection, this had to be it. How can you not love it? How can you not love her? Or how can you not love hating her? She is a celebrity dream, a gay’s wet dream, and every gossip’s go-to girl for smut that always delivers without being sad. Full Story
More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story
Giving You Everything is the Spice Girls one hour documentary airing next week narrated by the girls themselves over the course of the last few months leading up to their reunion tour with exclusive backstage access and archival footage. You’d think it would be typical campy snap and pop. But surprisingly, the Spices were willing to dig deep, discussing eating disorders, catfights, and more. Full Story
Spice Girls were at Heathrow today to open Virgin Atlantic’s new terminal at the airport. Poor Baby Emma has been hobbled after tripping on stage during the concert the other night. The girls’ multi-date run in London begins in a few which means they’ll be spending Christmas back in England. Full Story
Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? Word is they were ensconced inside a private room for 3 long hours doing … no one knows what. Full Story
Like they used to. There will be young gossips coming to this site today who’ll take one look at the photos, note it’s Jack Nicholson…and quickly move on. Ugh, they’ll say. Who cares? And then it’s back to The Hills, the Lauren Conrads, the Brody Jenners, the High School Musicals… the Laurens and the Zac Efrons and so many other tv twats and Hollywood skanks who can barely communicate thought into coherent, grammatically correct sentences and who almost never have anything interesting to say. Full Story
Posh on Larry King Live – did you watch? Amazing how one person can keep her chin dipped at the same angle towards camera, even while talking, for almost an hour. At one point, near the end, she went off on a long rant about how hard she works, being the “creative director” for DVB and all, repeating the fact that she’s “creative director” at every opportunity. This is when I lost my sh*t. Because Larry stopped listening. He may have even nodded off. Was priceless. The woman is so far up her own ass, it’s endlessly amusing.
As for whether or not she’s pregnant – she made a point of, just before insisting she doesn’t read tabloids, announcing that LaLa Beckham is not on her way, even though some hardcore fans are adamant that Geri told the audience “she’s pregnant!” on stage during one of the Spice shows last week. To me it sounds like she’s saying “She’s Mrs Beckham!” – click here for the clip.
The Spices tour until April. Which means that if she actually were expecting, she’d be well showing before the end… and if you recall, while she was carrying Cruz, Victoria covered up the entire time. She does not like being seen looking any less than a size double 0. So would the disciplined Victoria Beckham, who controls her diet with an iron stomach, who is vain beyond vain – would Victoria Beckham actually wear maternity clothing on stage?
Not the Victoria I know.
Thursday, online all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations to Susie on getting engaged… under the Christmas tree!
PPS. And to Em from Nat who loves you even though she doesn’t get Harry Potter. WTF???
PPS. My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.
Barbara Walters got it right…OF COURSE JK Rowling had to top the Most Fascinating List. Curious though that she couldn’t get an interview, that Babs’s #1 was the only person on the list who did not appear on the show. Maybe Jo hates that old hag? Maybe Posh now hates that old hag too? Because the lighting was terrible, non?
But still…the most interesting profile piece had to be the Beckhams. For Victoria. Said it before, will say it again: I could watch her all day. Every day. It’s her absurdity, you know? It’s the over-camp (is that possible?), it’s the way she can’t relax, even while seated on a couch, the way she and David had to cross arms over each other, hands strategically gripped on each other’s thighs. Being Mrs Beckham takes sacrifice. I love her because she doesn’t make it look easy. I love her because she is so desperate to make you look period.
And vanity aside, Posh is also terribly engaging. Perhaps we North Americans don’t have as sophisticated a sense of humour as you Brits who hate her so, but Victoria.Is.Funny. She’s colourful, she’s amusing…laugh with her, laugh AT her, whatever. Bitch cracks me up. And I know she cracks you up too – don’t lie.
Favourite part of interview? Definitely when Barbara asked her: you’re so thin! Do you eat a cookie, do you ever enjoy a piece of chocolate cake?
I could almost hear Posh thinking, thinking about whether or not she should lie. And in the end she decided not to, replying simply: No. And I’ll take this over the rest of them skinny bitches who claim to indulge whenever they want and maintain size 0. Victoria never indulges. As f&cked up as that is, at least she doesn’t lie about it.
Here they are last night at Mint, showing up to support Sporty Mel C who played a small solo gig for an audience of only 75 that also included Mel B and her creepy husband. Apparently the Beckhams touched each other all night, arms and legs constantly entangled, he stroking her shoulders and waist, her hands not straying far from his ass. Beckham Porn. Yum!
Friday, am posting all day, come back often! Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not is not John Mayer.
More photos of Posh & Becks at Mel C’s gig last night. As you know, these two are like porn for me. And last night they certainly delivered a little. Look at the way he’s looking down at her. And holding her from behind. Hold me from behind!!! As always though, it’s Victoria who’s most entertaining. Full Story
They wanted America. After three tries, they’ve finally conquered America. America loves – and hates – Posh. This means she’s arrived. As you know, Barbara Walters will interview the Beckhams tonight on her Most Fascinating annual special and the Spice Girls tour continues to generate wonderful reviews and Posh is closing the year out on the cover of Elle. Full Story