Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???

Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?

There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!

PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!

Downsized for Marc?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:49:19 November 28, 2007 07:49:19

Fashionista.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham is indeed the new face of Marc Jacobs for Spring 2008. Chav is in for 2008! This is of course a mayjah coup for Posh given Marc’s reputation and his popularity. And a mayjah slap in the face to British pundits who prematurely pronounced the Beckham’s American arrival a failure. Full Story

How the Spices Support

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 07:38:37 November 27, 2007 07:38:37

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

He Sleeps Naked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 08:31:08 November 26, 2007 08:31:08

My quivering loins… of course he sleeps naked. Becks is in Australia right now with the LA Galaxy and he appeared on local morning tv for an interview during which he was asked if he preferred “pyjamas or no pyjamas”. He replied – no pyjamas. Yum! This man is too fine to be left a long for so long. Full Story

Failing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

The pose, the pucker, the bob, the angles… Christina Applegate channelled the Posh at the AMAs last night in purple and stilettos and even a tattoo. One glaring oversight: no concrete tits sitting ATOP the bust line – a mayjah mistake. And the dress wasn’t a great choice either. It’s the shade of purple, I think, when combined with the prom material makes for tacky prom period. Full Story

They Don’t Know Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

OK Magazine is claiming from an exclusive tip that LaLa Beckham, the long awaited Beckham Princess, is on her way. According to them, Posh is pregnant. And she was also seen shopping for pink items at Petit Tresor. Have no confirmation either way, not familiar with the status of her womb but seriously… do they not know this woman at all? Don’t they know Posh? This is a woman who, for the entire duration of Cruz’s gestation period, hid herself under a parka, unwilling to be photographed with curves. Full Story

The Natural Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Does this look like a face not poked by needles, not pulled by strings, not scrubbed by a surgeon? Apparently Nicole Kidman expects you to believe that yes, indeed, what you see is what was always meant to be. In a new interview with Marie Claire, Nicole says she is “natural”: "To be honest, I am completely natural. Full Story

Becks in the Flesh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 11:09:54 November 6, 2007 11:09:54

Just got back from Vancouver Whitecaps/LA Galaxy presser, obviously the room was packed for one person and one person only though before describing Becks, just have to say, call me Cruise but Alexi Lalas is actually kinda hot too. Is it just me? So David was wearing an LA Galaxy shirt and training pants, very lean in person, and to be honest – I’m not feeling the hair or the facial growth (makes him look like a rat) so, while he is forever the quiveration, he has certainly looked better. Full Story

Stop Right Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Thank you very much… Something you thought you’d never, ever, ever see – Victoria Beckham, not only driving herself from the studio on Friday after rehearsals with the girls, but also… wait for it… wait for it… Wearing what looks like a sweatshirt! Maybe even fleece!!! Is it safe to drive with sunglasses at night? source Full Story

Karl’s Competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 10:02:45 November 1, 2007 10:02:45

Few things are more delicious than Euro Cheese. But Euro Designer Cheese is a whole other level of amusement. Roberto Cavalli – do you love him, or do you LOVE him? Cavalli is currently on a major pimp tour – not only promoting his own line at H&M but also pushing out a new vodka range (???) called “Roberto Cavalli Vodka”. Full Story

Live! With Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE this. Regis and Kelly dressed up as David and Victoria Beckham on Live! With Regis & Kelly today – see attached. Regis actually looks pretty good. That’s a great wig. And underneath the football jersey he seems kinda spry! As for Kelly … also a fantastic wig. And she and Posh could have a thin-off, non? Kelly spent the morning walking around shouting “mayjah!” over and over again. Full Story