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Posh: the Primetime Debut

July 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Virtually every critic has slammed her special with every disparaging adjective possible. Meanwhile, the British papers are salivating over the savage reviews, gleeful in their premature assessment that the Beckham defection has not gone unpunished. And though the numbers have yet to be announced (at press time), going purely from print at least, it would appear that Victoria Beckham’s one hour debut was a colossal failure. Full Story

Posh & Becks: the choreographed first weekend

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First full weekend in Los Angeles, Victoria and David spent most of it undercover but for a very, very high profile visit with the boys to Toys R Us. First though – Posh paid a visit to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show on Friday, smiling a lot, giggling a lot, but through it all, always completely posed, every angle perfect, every movement practised, every expression planned from the moment she walked out on stage. Full Story

Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve lived a deprived life, I think. Because up til yesterday I’d never ever peered inside a Hooters. But it’s summertime in Toronto and Hooters on John Street is open to the sidewalk so for the first time, I saw for myself the Orange Shorts. Amazing. Must dine there today.

It’s Friday – the LA Galaxy will “present” David Beckham at what they call a “low key” ceremony this afternoon. Something like 400 journalists expected, not known if Victoria and the boys will show but it’s not like her to pass up an occasion, non?

Finally the weekend! Enjoy!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is for Vee: the evil C can kiss my Chinese ass. Stay positive… am thinking of you.

Rockin’ Stella and a Cane

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. Of course. Interesting observation made of late in London – that Chris Martin who is supposed to be a teetotaller has been seen hitting the pub scene rather often. Full Story

All Smiles…even Posh!

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story

The Little Sci Bob

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci and Katie in Germany playing at a park – as you can see, Katie’s yummy mummy style is fashioned after Mrs Beckhams. Perfect ensemble for a kiddie romp, non? The First Family of Scientology is in Berlin to shoot Tom’s controversial new movie and Katie was expected at Berlin Fashion Week but arrived so late they shut her down at the door! Hangin’ off of Xenu’s ride with his Robobride – the GMD can’t get no love from Germany. Full Story

Beckham Landing

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clusterf*ck at LAX last night as the Beckhams landed. Fans, photographers, people screaming their balls off… was told it was quite the scene and even the Beckhams themselves seemed taken aback which in itself is a surprise. They flew commercial, they pretty much announced their travel plans, they sent the boys to be taken away first, and then made a slow walk themselves to the car, making sure there was enough time for the paps to cover their arrival… not exactly subtle. Full Story

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The Beckhams En Route

July 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly out of pragmatism. Full Story

Quiveration Overload

July 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get out of bed with him. Full Story

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The Hotness and the Plastic

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The Beckhams and the highly anticipated shoot for W Magazine. Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

July 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story