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Rockin’ Stella and a Cane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. Of course. Interesting observation made of late in London – that Chris Martin who is supposed to be a teetotaller has been seen hitting the pub scene rather often. Full Story

All Smiles…even Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story

The Little Sci Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Little Sci and Katie in Germany playing at a park – as you can see, Katie’s yummy mummy style is fashioned after Mrs Beckhams. Perfect ensemble for a kiddie romp, non? The First Family of Scientology is in Berlin to shoot Tom’s controversial new movie and Katie was expected at Berlin Fashion Week but arrived so late they shut her down at the door! Hangin’ off of Xenu’s ride with his Robobride – the GMD can’t get no love from Germany. Full Story

Beckham Landing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Clusterf*ck at LAX last night as the Beckhams landed. Fans, photographers, people screaming their balls off… was told it was quite the scene and even the Beckhams themselves seemed taken aback which in itself is a surprise. They flew commercial, they pretty much announced their travel plans, they sent the boys to be taken away first, and then made a slow walk themselves to the car, making sure there was enough time for the paps to cover their arrival… not exactly subtle. Full Story

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The Beckhams En Route

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2007 12:00:00 July 12, 2007 12:00:00

As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly out of pragmatism. Full Story

Quiveration Overload

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get out of bed with him. Full Story

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The Hotness and the Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The Beckhams and the highly anticipated shoot for W Magazine. Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story

Thin & Tan > Young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair mismatch, she and her obvious sunburn. Full Story

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What’s worse than being in love with a junkie? How about getting dumped by one? Apparently the reason Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are on the outs is because HE wanted it so. Something about her suffocating him, ringing him all the time and berating him on the phone – Kate is supposedly a clinger and alternates between desperately trying to get him back and changing the locks on her front gate. The latest fleeting moment of self worth occurred just today – movers have been seeing loading Pete’s sh-t into a truck and carting it away. Come tomorrow she’ll probably be licking his open sores again.

Stupid twat.

All of them stupid twats: Britney, Lindsay, Avril… but not Christina Aguilera. Not drug addicted, not an obnoxious douche, the consummate professional...and now expecting her first child with that nice fellow she married. Well done.

Wednesday – live blogging, refresh for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to enter the Beckham Motorola Contest!

The Daily Bitch… Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 12:00:00 July 4, 2007 12:00:00

In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. Rich.  This from a woman who cannot exist without being photographed, who has spent hours practicing for photographs, who wears heels to the amusement park just in case she is photographed, who once walked down the streets of LA looking like this, who is rumoured to pre-arrange photo sightings when she’s especially enamoured of a particular outfit…and now she’s pleading for privacy while pimping a REALITY TV SHOW??? Only Victoria Beckham. Full Story