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Quiveration Overload

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get out of bed with him. Full Story

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The Hotness and the Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The Beckhams and the highly anticipated shoot for W Magazine. Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story

Thin & Tan > Young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair mismatch, she and her obvious sunburn. Full Story

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What’s worse than being in love with a junkie? How about getting dumped by one? Apparently the reason Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are on the outs is because HE wanted it so. Something about her suffocating him, ringing him all the time and berating him on the phone – Kate is supposedly a clinger and alternates between desperately trying to get him back and changing the locks on her front gate. The latest fleeting moment of self worth occurred just today – movers have been seeing loading Pete’s sh-t into a truck and carting it away. Come tomorrow she’ll probably be licking his open sores again.

Stupid twat.

All of them stupid twats: Britney, Lindsay, Avril… but not Christina Aguilera. Not drug addicted, not an obnoxious douche, the consummate professional...and now expecting her first child with that nice fellow she married. Well done.

Wednesday – live blogging, refresh for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to enter the Beckham Motorola Contest!

The Daily Bitch… Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 12:00:00 July 4, 2007 12:00:00

In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. Rich.  This from a woman who cannot exist without being photographed, who has spent hours practicing for photographs, who wears heels to the amusement park just in case she is photographed, who once walked down the streets of LA looking like this, who is rumoured to pre-arrange photo sightings when she’s especially enamoured of a particular outfit…and now she’s pleading for privacy while pimping a REALITY TV SHOW??? Only Victoria Beckham. Full Story

The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is coming to America and thanks to Motorola, I have one personalised soccer jersey signed by Becks himself to give away to a lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story

British Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London yesterday at the Concert for Diana to introduce Take That, was greeted with one of the loudest receptions of the evening – a bittersweet moment for a man who will be calling Los Angeles home for the next long while. Full Story

The Outside Gym

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2007 00:00:00 June 21, 2007 00:00:00

What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan? Please. Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don"t get it. But then again, of course I do. Girl simply cannot live without being seen and photographed. Full Story

The Man Coloured Pedi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style his out of control hair so I wouldn’t have to be seen with a pre-cut John Mayer wannabe. Full Story

Toe Jam Incognito

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

The Beckhams at Heathrow en route to Singapore and Victoria of course is wearing the most flight appropriate footwear, jamming her toes into a pair of lovely stilettos. His yellow hat in combination with her black one and that unbelievably gorgeous silver bag make for a rather inconspicuous outing, don’t you think? Victoria Beckham: Coming to America will air on NBC in the US and has now been picked by CTV in Canada. Full Story