Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2007 00:00:00 June 6, 2007 00:00:00

It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh has “fat days” – days when she doesn’t feel like trying on clothes, even at Chanel, because of some embarrassing (though imaginary) bloat. Full Story

Concrete Tits & Camel Toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Oh.My.sh-t. Now THIS is for the Hall of Chav!!! This is what Victoria Beckham chose to wear to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London. Ha! Look closely y’all. WARNING CRASS…but look closely at the cooch. It’s heave on one side. Yet another attempt to usurp attention away from everyone and anyone else. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going for the Best Dressed Award tonight. Full Story

Posh Flops & Bails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2007 00:00:00 June 1, 2007 00:00:00

You saw the video the other day edited and manipulated to show a couple on the rocks, and you’ve heard the gossip – now that Becks is being welcomed back to represent his country, his enthusiasm about an American move is supposedly waning and his dissatisfaction over his wife’s constant absences is taking its toll. Full Story

Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what the MiniVan Majority might call the “icky moments”, which really aren’t that icky anyway, I adored this movie. Full Story

Beckham Body Language Signals Trouble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about how he rocked her in bed while his wife was away. Full Story

England or Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is it really all that despicable? Looks like there is a personal and professional crossroads ahead. Full Story

Jungle Sex is Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2007 00:00:00 May 25, 2007 00:00:00

If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So I’m going to bring it, every sickening detail and if you can’t stand them already, you are going to hate them even more. Full Story

The Posh Cover-Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

You will love this. Although she really should, Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in smiling. Victoria Beckham believes in sucking in – concave stomach AND cheekbones – for the pappies. Mouth in a perpetual pout, leftover dreams of supermodel ambitions never come true. So what happens when Posh inadvertently laughs when the cameras are turned on? Check it out – a frame by frame (my interpretation) play by play on Posh breaking character…love, love, love. Full Story

Posh Immodest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved parent and participate in PTA events with other rich people who manage to fit community activities into a lifestyle of couture and cocktail parties. Full Story

Tranny in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

My first time with Jessica Simpson – it was the highlight of the night. She arrived second to last, just ahead of Lindsay Lohan. But first… what the f&ck is Cavalli thinking? He designs for Victoria Beckham, if I were her I’d cut that sh-t off. After all, why associate with the man responsible for this??? For this atrocity??? Is there any other word??? But still… I can’t complain. Full Story