Victoria Beckham Gossip

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England or Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is it really all that despicable? Looks like there is a personal and professional crossroads ahead. Full Story

Jungle Sex is Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2007 00:00:00 May 25, 2007 00:00:00

If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So I’m going to bring it, every sickening detail and if you can’t stand them already, you are going to hate them even more. Full Story

The Posh Cover-Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

You will love this. Although she really should, Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in smiling. Victoria Beckham believes in sucking in – concave stomach AND cheekbones – for the pappies. Mouth in a perpetual pout, leftover dreams of supermodel ambitions never come true. So what happens when Posh inadvertently laughs when the cameras are turned on? Check it out – a frame by frame (my interpretation) play by play on Posh breaking character…love, love, love. Full Story

Posh Immodest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved parent and participate in PTA events with other rich people who manage to fit community activities into a lifestyle of couture and cocktail parties. Full Story

Another Birthday, More Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different actually is that from any other day? Seriously kills me. Full Story

A Posh Bargain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2007 12:00:00 May 1, 2007 12:00:00

So UK gossips are once again buzzing that Victoria Beckham has agreed in principle to start studying Scientology, after seeing her friendship with Katie cool off as a result of her refusal to go with Xenu. This in contrast to Us Weekly, reporting in its last issue that Victoria was so annoyed by Tom Cruise’s incessant proselytising that she snapped at him and told him to shut it off. Full Story

Posh… recycles???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off her home and showing UP her BFF Katie Holmes. Full Story

Concrete Tits Unapologetic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story

Becks, Blonde, Sting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which is apparently why Posh went lighter last weekend as well. Full Story

Katie: Sick & Tired, Posh Snaps Back?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

I’m telling you, this week’s issue of Us Weekly is balls to the wall – Janice Min is gunning for the GMD, and the girl is ferocious! Here’s Katie in Louisiana back at work with Queen Latifah bouncing the most tacky ass costume curls and a rather genuine and refreshing smile, clearly happy at being let outside for a change. Full Story

Posh: Blonder and Thicker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ll probably go mad and not eat for another 3 weeks pre-LA relocation. Full Story