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Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan

April 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood top Manager now? Bitch needs to get a life. Full Story

Posh in Black & White

April 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams out for dinner earlier this week. Seriously, I would pay a LOT of money…I mean a LOT of money… for the privilege of observing her out for dinner. To watch her not eat. To watch her watch everyone else but not eat. For two hours of watching her not eating – would be the most fascinating experience, like, ever, don’t you think? Anyway, am all over this outfit. Full Story

Brad Pitt: the best pants

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, I now think it’s his ass. Full Story

Becks & The Queen?

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride. A Beckham Scientological Sandwich? No…seriously. Full Story

The New Becks

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

The Wonky Nipple

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

March 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Concrete & Spanx?

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve circled attached. Full Story

Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet?

March 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love.   This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he is making decisions about her career, she is crying for hours at a time on the phone with Victoria Beckham, and as punishment for that and for Posh not wanting to play with Scientology, he refused to let Katie go to Milan with Vicky recently to hook up with Roberto Cavalli. Full Story

Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped!

March 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on the GMD. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and she’s running to the Beckhams for consolation. Full Story

A Supermodel Sitter

March 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth’s Apple has been largely ignored thanks to little Violet Affleck these days but look – Apple on a playdate with Christy Turlington and Grace. And I know you hate Gwynnie, I know you can stand her smug ass face…but don’t try and tell me her child isn’t gorgeous. Don’t try. Don’t lie. One day…Apple and Romeo Beckham. Full Story