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The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham

March 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and househunt tear apart her heart because she misses him so much. Full Story

The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing a penis dangling from her lips. I like that pink is avoided at all costs. Full Story

Posh: when she smiles

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? When she smiles it’s SO much better. And when you have a chance you should YouTube all her clips – much less plastic when she’s in motion, and you almost don’t even notice the concrete tits, especially when she’s laughing and fluttering about. Seriously gossips, when she’s not frozen for the pappies, Victoria Beckham is really, really engaging. Full Story

David Beckham: horny & aggressive?

February 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wife’s away, balls are blue, temptation everywhere hard to resist… no wonder David lost his sh-t on the pitch?   Becks scrapped with an opponent the other day and of course, he still looks the Hotness even when he’s misbehaving. As for all of you who object to record breaking presence on the Freebie Five because of his voice…again, he just has to rock, he doesn’t have to talk. Full Story

Posh in LA: the open toe boots

February 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All over the outfit. Covet the outfit. And what of the boots? On me? Absolutely not. On me it’s massage parlour employee, tacky ass gel nails and some whitey loser with an Asian fetish pulling over and offering $500 for the mythical Chinese blow. On Victoria Beckham? Love it. Shopping again in LA, just a day after taking the boys to Disney where they were accosted by pappies and poor little Romeo started crying. Full Story

BAFTA Prom: Thandie Newton

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could be worse, I suppose. Mariah Carey could have been wearing it. Or Jessica Simpson. Or even Victoria Beckham. There could have been tits pouring out and pink lipstick and a Ken Paves weave to paint the whole thing trailer. But an atrocity on Thandie Newton doesn’t seem so atrocious – usually so delicate and beautiful and flawless and while this is a huge, prom pouffy disappointment, it’s also not that bad. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five soon as I get home to change it. Full Story

Three Spices out for Dinner

February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In London last night – of course my girl Posh had to outshine the other two. Note the elegant but understated Geri and Emma while Victoria shows up in leather and spots and red lipstick just in case no one noticed. Love.Her. As you can imagine, all this has prompted yet another round of speculation about a Spice Reunion – ridiculous, really because if you think about it, any suggestion of a Spice Reunion would mean that Victoria would have to share the stage with 4 other people. Full Story

The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

February 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

February 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story