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Victoria Beckham: Concrete & Spanx?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve circled attached. Full Story

Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love.   This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he is making decisions about her career, she is crying for hours at a time on the phone with Victoria Beckham, and as punishment for that and for Posh not wanting to play with Scientology, he refused to let Katie go to Milan with Vicky recently to hook up with Roberto Cavalli. Full Story

Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on the GMD. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and she’s running to the Beckhams for consolation. Full Story

A Supermodel Sitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth’s Apple has been largely ignored thanks to little Violet Affleck these days but look – Apple on a playdate with Christy Turlington and Grace. And I know you hate Gwynnie, I know you can stand her smug ass face…but don’t try and tell me her child isn’t gorgeous. Don’t try. Don’t lie. One day…Apple and Romeo Beckham. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and househunt tear apart her heart because she misses him so much. Full Story

The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing a penis dangling from her lips. I like that pink is avoided at all costs. Full Story

Posh: when she smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

See? When she smiles it’s SO much better. And when you have a chance you should YouTube all her clips – much less plastic when she’s in motion, and you almost don’t even notice the concrete tits, especially when she’s laughing and fluttering about. Seriously gossips, when she’s not frozen for the pappies, Victoria Beckham is really, really engaging. Full Story

David Beckham: horny & aggressive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Wife’s away, balls are blue, temptation everywhere hard to resist… no wonder David lost his sh-t on the pitch?   Becks scrapped with an opponent the other day and of course, he still looks the Hotness even when he’s misbehaving. As for all of you who object to record breaking presence on the Freebie Five because of his voice…again, he just has to rock, he doesn’t have to talk. Full Story

Posh in LA: the open toe boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

All over the outfit. Covet the outfit. And what of the boots? On me? Absolutely not. On me it’s massage parlour employee, tacky ass gel nails and some whitey loser with an Asian fetish pulling over and offering $500 for the mythical Chinese blow. On Victoria Beckham? Love it. Shopping again in LA, just a day after taking the boys to Disney where they were accosted by pappies and poor little Romeo started crying. Full Story

BAFTA Prom: Thandie Newton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Could be worse, I suppose. Mariah Carey could have been wearing it. Or Jessica Simpson. Or even Victoria Beckham. There could have been tits pouring out and pink lipstick and a Ken Paves weave to paint the whole thing trailer. But an atrocity on Thandie Newton doesn’t seem so atrocious – usually so delicate and beautiful and flawless and while this is a huge, prom pouffy disappointment, it’s also not that bad. Full Story